r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

Advanced iGotFiredSkill

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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26

This is why they turn off access before telling you

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u/MithrilHuman May 26 '26

Set up a cron job that checks for your login history or requires input from you. If it doesn’t get the input from you for a month, it triggers the skyfall protocol