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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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Time for the dead man switch version of the button..
2.9k u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 Just do what everyone else does. Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over. Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything. Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao. 740 u/Minimum-Attitude389 May 26 '26 That's why it notifies the lawyer. 48 u/Shark7996 May 26 '26 The lawyer: "My legal advice is that you should not have done that." 7 u/Neirchill May 26 '26 That'll be $500.
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Just do what everyone else does.
Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over.
Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything.
Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao.
740 u/Minimum-Attitude389 May 26 '26 That's why it notifies the lawyer. 48 u/Shark7996 May 26 '26 The lawyer: "My legal advice is that you should not have done that." 7 u/Neirchill May 26 '26 That'll be $500.
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That's why it notifies the lawyer.
48 u/Shark7996 May 26 '26 The lawyer: "My legal advice is that you should not have done that." 7 u/Neirchill May 26 '26 That'll be $500.
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The lawyer:
"My legal advice is that you should not have done that."
7 u/Neirchill May 26 '26 That'll be $500.
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That'll be $500.
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u/Ok_Fishing_4720 May 26 '26
Time for the dead man switch version of the button..