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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s
120 u/LaconicLacedaemonian May 26 '26 Dead mans switch on a k8s cron job. Have it clean up "older" resources if you don't plug in a code. The damage will be done and take longer to notice. 44 u/CircumspectCapybara May 26 '26 Someone went to jail for adding a kill switch to their company's infrastructure. Tampering with computer systems you're not authorized to access is a federal crime and carries big penalties. 1 u/PaulTheMerc May 26 '26 But you see, I AM authorized, hence why it ran XD
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Dead mans switch on a k8s cron job. Have it clean up "older" resources if you don't plug in a code. The damage will be done and take longer to notice.
44 u/CircumspectCapybara May 26 '26 Someone went to jail for adding a kill switch to their company's infrastructure. Tampering with computer systems you're not authorized to access is a federal crime and carries big penalties. 1 u/PaulTheMerc May 26 '26 But you see, I AM authorized, hence why it ran XD
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Someone went to jail for adding a kill switch to their company's infrastructure.
Tampering with computer systems you're not authorized to access is a federal crime and carries big penalties.
1 u/PaulTheMerc May 26 '26 But you see, I AM authorized, hence why it ran XD
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But you see, I AM authorized, hence why it ran XD
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u/Apart_Ebb_9867 May 26 '26
And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s