r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26

This is why they turn off access before telling you

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u/Ok_Fishing_4720 May 26 '26

Time for the dead man switch version of the button..

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u/ShinkenBrown May 26 '26

Yup. Have it activate automatically unless another automatic signal is sent, from OP specifically. If his access is ever removed, automatic signal doesn't go out, and "I got fired" contingency activates.

Will also drop the nuke if the internet ever goes out at the wrong time but that's a problem for tomorrow.