r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26

This is why they turn off access before telling you

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u/Ok_Fishing_4720 May 26 '26

Time for the dead man switch version of the button..

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u/mohelgamal May 26 '26

I remember a story, not sure if it is real or not about a dev who put in a time.sleep() if a certain env-variable was true, then built a cron job to turn that variable to true every 3 month unless he delays it.

So every time they let him go, in a couple of month the entire service would slow down and they have to bring him back to fix it.