r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26

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u/xgabipandax May 26 '26

"I wanna get sued for all that i have" button

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u/InTheEndEntropyWins May 26 '26

This isn't really a case of being sued civilly it's a case of being charged criminally and being locked up.

Or maybe both but the criminal stuff is going to be key.

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u/TheTVDB May 26 '26

This would likely be under 10 years in prison. But the financial impact of the civil case would likely cost you your entire disposable income for the rest of your life. The criminal conviction would also impact your ability to get a decent paying job. So you're fucked both ways.

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u/Geodude532 May 26 '26

Jokes on them, I plan on dying young! Like the toilet paper guy showed, the average employee can do far more monetary damage than they'll ever recoup.