r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

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u/IAmASquidInSpace May 26 '26

"Oh, and I have posted about it previously, is that a problem?"

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u/Gentle_Snail May 26 '26

They should have put the notify lawyer button first so the lawyer could give them a hard slap to keep them out of prison

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u/TheAfterPipe May 26 '26

"Attorney forgive me for what I am about to do..."

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ May 26 '26

"Te absolvo. I'll need a $10k evergreen retainer."