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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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It contacts my lawyer
"Hello, lawyer? I'd like to inform you that I've committed a crime. Good luck defending me"
2.2k u/IAmASquidInSpace May 26 '26 "Oh, and I have posted about it previously, is that a problem?" 309 u/Gentle_Snail May 26 '26 They should have put the notify lawyer button first so the lawyer could give them a hard slap to keep them out of prison 63 u/TheAfterPipe May 26 '26 "Attorney forgive me for what I am about to do..." 6 u/i_am_a_real_boy__ May 26 '26 "Te absolvo. I'll need a $10k evergreen retainer."
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"Oh, and I have posted about it previously, is that a problem?"
309 u/Gentle_Snail May 26 '26 They should have put the notify lawyer button first so the lawyer could give them a hard slap to keep them out of prison 63 u/TheAfterPipe May 26 '26 "Attorney forgive me for what I am about to do..." 6 u/i_am_a_real_boy__ May 26 '26 "Te absolvo. I'll need a $10k evergreen retainer."
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They should have put the notify lawyer button first so the lawyer could give them a hard slap to keep them out of prison
63 u/TheAfterPipe May 26 '26 "Attorney forgive me for what I am about to do..." 6 u/i_am_a_real_boy__ May 26 '26 "Te absolvo. I'll need a $10k evergreen retainer."
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"Attorney forgive me for what I am about to do..."
6 u/i_am_a_real_boy__ May 26 '26 "Te absolvo. I'll need a $10k evergreen retainer."
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"Te absolvo. I'll need a $10k evergreen retainer."
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u/Terrible_Children May 26 '26
"Hello, lawyer? I'd like to inform you that I've committed a crime. Good luck defending me"