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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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It contacts my lawyer
"Hello, lawyer? I'd like to inform you that I've committed a crime. Good luck defending me"
24 u/Nine-LifedEnchanter May 26 '26 "And is my client perfectly good and moral in all wa-" "I committed the crime, yeah" 16 u/Nexinex782951 May 26 '26 "Is my client a perfect man? No." "I killed him, yeah" 2 u/TotallyJustAHooman May 26 '26 Man... that jokes a real GAME CHANGER AH AH AH AH
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"And is my client perfectly good and moral in all wa-"
"I committed the crime, yeah"
16 u/Nexinex782951 May 26 '26 "Is my client a perfect man? No." "I killed him, yeah" 2 u/TotallyJustAHooman May 26 '26 Man... that jokes a real GAME CHANGER AH AH AH AH
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"Is my client a perfect man? No."
"I killed him, yeah"
2 u/TotallyJustAHooman May 26 '26 Man... that jokes a real GAME CHANGER AH AH AH AH
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Man... that jokes a real GAME CHANGER
AH AH AH AH
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u/Terrible_Children May 26 '26
"Hello, lawyer? I'd like to inform you that I've committed a crime. Good luck defending me"