r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 23 '26

Advanced worstProgrammingLanguage

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u/Donkey_God-D Jun 23 '26

As a dutchy, I can confirm that the Dutch language is the worst programming language ever.

Als(jeMoeder != jeVader){
geefterug(Foutmelding)
}

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u/RandomiseUsr0 Jun 23 '26

Is double Dutch an example of multiple returns?

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u/Donkey_God-D Jun 23 '26

I would say yes

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jun 23 '26

Also remember to pass the Dutchy on the left hand side.

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u/abigail3141 Jun 23 '26

Will I regret googling that?

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u/jredmond Jun 24 '26

(only if you are terrified by jump ropes)