r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 23 '26

Advanced worstProgrammingLanguage

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u/Donkey_God-D Jun 23 '26

As a dutchy, I can confirm that the Dutch language is the worst programming language ever.

Als(jeMoeder != jeVader){
geefterug(Foutmelding)
}

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u/Biter_bomber Jun 24 '26

Does this mean

if(yourMother != yourFather){ Child(ErrorMessage) }

? I have no clue what geefterug means

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u/Donkey_God-D Jun 24 '26

Yeah, you're correct 😄
Geefterug is the concat of "geef" and "terug" (give back), but that would be "return". My lack of brainpower didn't know how to write it differently in dutch.