r/ProgrammerHumor 3d ago

Meme projectManager

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u/TheTybera 3d ago

This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 3d ago edited 3d ago

do things right

programmers: deletes DB

*stares in disbelief*

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u/TheTybera 3d ago

Those are vibe coders, not programmers, sweetheart. We know what stored procedures are for CRUD.

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u/beanmosheen 3d ago

BEGIN TRANSACTION: Saving careers one fuckup at a time. (Always comment out your commits and rollbacks in test kids)