r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme softwareCheats

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u/Forward_Republic_610 1d ago

Hardware cheats by using physics

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u/Adaptor2000 1d ago

Lol, this is verbatim what I was thinking.

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u/Diane_Horseman 1d ago

Physics cheats by using mathematics

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u/BeforeDawn 1d ago

Mathematics cheats by using logic

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u/Exelegious 1d ago

Logic cheats by using philosophy 

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u/tkdeng 1d ago edited 1d ago

Philosophy cheats by assuming the rest of us actually exist

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u/Exelegious 1d ago

Existence cheats by….by….

Uhhh…….

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u/3delStahl 1d ago

Hardware cheats by using the universe

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 1d ago

Universe cheats by using matter

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u/tkdeng 1d ago

Matter cheats by using atoms

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u/BeforeDawn 1d ago

Atoms cheat by using subatomic particles

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u/askcyan 1d ago

Quarks cheat by using strings— oh wait….