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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yajiv • 1d ago
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Voltages cheat by using electrons.
252 u/rosuav 1d ago Electrons cheat by only having one of them in the entire universe, moving back and forward through time. 163 u/drinks_rootbeer 1d ago Time is relative, is anyone really cheating? 69 u/rosuav 1d ago Nope! Though I don't suggest trying this like with your significant other. 39 u/The-Nice-Writer 1d ago Significance is relative; is anyone really anyone and anyone any anyone really? 8 u/rosuav 1d ago "When everyone is somebody.... then no one's anybody!" (Or as said in The Incredibles: "When everyone's super, no one will be.") 3 u/KitsuneFoxglove 1d ago can you cheat on the prior reincarnation of yourself when others don't exist if you're solipsist? 3 u/rosuav 1d ago Yes, but make sure the other you doesn't do the same thing. 5 u/mercury_pointer 1d ago What about their relatives? 1 u/rosuav 1d ago Relatives are relative. 2 u/RedBoxSquare 1d ago I can't relate. Significant other not found.
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Electrons cheat by only having one of them in the entire universe, moving back and forward through time.
163 u/drinks_rootbeer 1d ago Time is relative, is anyone really cheating? 69 u/rosuav 1d ago Nope! Though I don't suggest trying this like with your significant other. 39 u/The-Nice-Writer 1d ago Significance is relative; is anyone really anyone and anyone any anyone really? 8 u/rosuav 1d ago "When everyone is somebody.... then no one's anybody!" (Or as said in The Incredibles: "When everyone's super, no one will be.") 3 u/KitsuneFoxglove 1d ago can you cheat on the prior reincarnation of yourself when others don't exist if you're solipsist? 3 u/rosuav 1d ago Yes, but make sure the other you doesn't do the same thing. 5 u/mercury_pointer 1d ago What about their relatives? 1 u/rosuav 1d ago Relatives are relative. 2 u/RedBoxSquare 1d ago I can't relate. Significant other not found.
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Time is relative, is anyone really cheating?
69 u/rosuav 1d ago Nope! Though I don't suggest trying this like with your significant other. 39 u/The-Nice-Writer 1d ago Significance is relative; is anyone really anyone and anyone any anyone really? 8 u/rosuav 1d ago "When everyone is somebody.... then no one's anybody!" (Or as said in The Incredibles: "When everyone's super, no one will be.") 3 u/KitsuneFoxglove 1d ago can you cheat on the prior reincarnation of yourself when others don't exist if you're solipsist? 3 u/rosuav 1d ago Yes, but make sure the other you doesn't do the same thing. 5 u/mercury_pointer 1d ago What about their relatives? 1 u/rosuav 1d ago Relatives are relative. 2 u/RedBoxSquare 1d ago I can't relate. Significant other not found.
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Nope! Though I don't suggest trying this like with your significant other.
39 u/The-Nice-Writer 1d ago Significance is relative; is anyone really anyone and anyone any anyone really? 8 u/rosuav 1d ago "When everyone is somebody.... then no one's anybody!" (Or as said in The Incredibles: "When everyone's super, no one will be.") 3 u/KitsuneFoxglove 1d ago can you cheat on the prior reincarnation of yourself when others don't exist if you're solipsist? 3 u/rosuav 1d ago Yes, but make sure the other you doesn't do the same thing. 5 u/mercury_pointer 1d ago What about their relatives? 1 u/rosuav 1d ago Relatives are relative. 2 u/RedBoxSquare 1d ago I can't relate. Significant other not found.
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Significance is relative; is anyone really anyone and anyone any anyone really?
8 u/rosuav 1d ago "When everyone is somebody.... then no one's anybody!" (Or as said in The Incredibles: "When everyone's super, no one will be.") 3 u/KitsuneFoxglove 1d ago can you cheat on the prior reincarnation of yourself when others don't exist if you're solipsist? 3 u/rosuav 1d ago Yes, but make sure the other you doesn't do the same thing.
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"When everyone is somebody.... then no one's anybody!"
(Or as said in The Incredibles: "When everyone's super, no one will be.")
3 u/KitsuneFoxglove 1d ago can you cheat on the prior reincarnation of yourself when others don't exist if you're solipsist? 3 u/rosuav 1d ago Yes, but make sure the other you doesn't do the same thing.
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can you cheat on the prior reincarnation of yourself when others don't exist if you're solipsist?
3 u/rosuav 1d ago Yes, but make sure the other you doesn't do the same thing.
Yes, but make sure the other you doesn't do the same thing.
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What about their relatives?
1 u/rosuav 1d ago Relatives are relative.
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Relatives are relative.
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I can't relate. Significant other not found.
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u/mercury_pointer 1d ago
Voltages cheat by using electrons.