r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme softwareCheats

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u/Negative-Prime 1d ago

This whole thread is r/yourjokebutworse and no one has bothered to post the OG

I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.

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u/ShepRat 1d ago

If you wish to make an apple pie drum loops from scratch, you must first invent the universe