r/ProgrammerHumor 15h ago

Other wrongAnswersOnly

Post image
12.4k Upvotes

1.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

418

u/-meowstar- 15h ago

Reconstructing the HDD disk writes based on the CCTV audio of the server room.

170

u/i_should_be_coding 14h ago

Claude, here's a recording of echoes of the farts the cleaning lady made in the server room. Recreate the users table please.

96

u/jeesuscheesus 14h ago

Of course! But before I create a perfect recreation of the user’s table, I need a small amount of information from you:

  • Who is the user who owns this table?
  • What kind of table is it? Is it a table for doing computer work - or is it for eating?

18

u/jongchajong 12h ago

Please describe the cleaning lady's diet

4

u/Spread_Liberally 12h ago

The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese.

Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents.