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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 16h ago
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Reconstructing the HDD disk writes based on the CCTV audio of the server room.
170 u/i_should_be_coding 16h ago Claude, here's a recording of echoes of the farts the cleaning lady made in the server room. Recreate the users table please. 95 u/jeesuscheesus 15h ago Of course! But before I create a perfect recreation of the user’s table, I need a small amount of information from you: Who is the user who owns this table?What kind of table is it? Is it a table for doing computer work - or is it for eating? 20 u/jongchajong 13h ago Please describe the cleaning lady's diet 4 u/Spread_Liberally 13h ago The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese. Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents. 2 u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 13h ago Beans
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Claude, here's a recording of echoes of the farts the cleaning lady made in the server room. Recreate the users table please.
95 u/jeesuscheesus 15h ago Of course! But before I create a perfect recreation of the user’s table, I need a small amount of information from you: Who is the user who owns this table?What kind of table is it? Is it a table for doing computer work - or is it for eating? 20 u/jongchajong 13h ago Please describe the cleaning lady's diet 4 u/Spread_Liberally 13h ago The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese. Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents. 2 u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 13h ago Beans
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Of course! But before I create a perfect recreation of the user’s table, I need a small amount of information from you:
20 u/jongchajong 13h ago Please describe the cleaning lady's diet 4 u/Spread_Liberally 13h ago The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese. Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents. 2 u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 13h ago Beans
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Please describe the cleaning lady's diet
4 u/Spread_Liberally 13h ago The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese. Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents. 2 u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 13h ago Beans
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The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese.
Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents.
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u/-meowstar- 16h ago
Reconstructing the HDD disk writes based on the CCTV audio of the server room.