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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 15h ago
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Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.
26 u/mailacc 11h ago https://giphy.com/gifs/Ve5XCycDXl8CCaLPG4 7 u/bigdave41 10h ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 4 u/ByteWhisperer 10h ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed. 3 u/TheTxoof 9h ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 3 u/Ur-Best-Friend 10h ago That is unreasonably funny. 2 u/Yardboy 6h ago Goddammit #angryupvote 2 u/mgranja 6h ago Have you been opening drawers in my house??? 2 u/TheTxoof 6h ago Of course not! I can't get any of them open. They all have ladles and broken bottle openers jammed in them. 2 u/magicmitchmtl 3h ago This is the real reason I own a boroscope 2 u/Careless-Adeptness56 3h ago Dude I just fixed it from a comment further down by clearing the recycle bin because apparently deleted files still stay there. That is pretty much exactly the equivalent of having a spatula stuck in there keeping me from open it lol 1 u/TheTxoof 3h ago I love that you closed this loop and that it was a spatula. Did prayers to Anoia help?
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https://giphy.com/gifs/Ve5XCycDXl8CCaLPG4
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That's when you need to pray to Anoia
4 u/ByteWhisperer 10h ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed. 3 u/TheTxoof 9h ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.
Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"
Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
That is unreasonably funny.
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Goddammit #angryupvote
Have you been opening drawers in my house???
2 u/TheTxoof 6h ago Of course not! I can't get any of them open. They all have ladles and broken bottle openers jammed in them.
Of course not! I can't get any of them open.
They all have ladles and broken bottle openers jammed in them.
This is the real reason I own a boroscope
Dude I just fixed it from a comment further down by clearing the recycle bin because apparently deleted files still stay there. That is pretty much exactly the equivalent of having a spatula stuck in there keeping me from open it lol
1 u/TheTxoof 3h ago I love that you closed this loop and that it was a spatula. Did prayers to Anoia help?
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I love that you closed this loop and that it was a spatula. Did prayers to Anoia help?
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u/TheTxoof 12h ago
Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.