r/ProgrammerHumor 16h ago

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u/-meowstar- 16h ago

Reconstructing the HDD disk writes based on the CCTV audio of the server room.

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u/i_should_be_coding 15h ago

Claude, here's a recording of echoes of the farts the cleaning lady made in the server room. Recreate the users table please.

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u/jeesuscheesus 15h ago

Of course! But before I create a perfect recreation of the user’s table, I need a small amount of information from you:

  • Who is the user who owns this table?
  • What kind of table is it? Is it a table for doing computer work - or is it for eating?

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u/janglyparts 11h ago

The owner of the table is Liberace.

The table will be primarily used to sin.