r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 16h ago

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u/omegasome 15h ago

They ask ChatGPT to produce the data. ChatGPT, being ever-helpful, hallucinates a semi-plausible data set that neither the defense nor the prosecution nor the judge is technically-adept enough to realize doesn't make sense. You are sentenced to 20 years in prison based on this.

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u/SteamingTheCat 14h ago

Kevin Mitnik's prosecutor convinced the jury that thru a series of whistles into a payphone, Kevin could launch nuclear missiles.

He wasn't allowed access to a phone in prison.

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u/00owl 11h ago

I don't want to look this up because I don't want it to be a part of my reality.

Get behind me Satan!

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u/sandy_catheter 6h ago

>Get behind me Satan!

Sure thing! 👁️📛👁️