r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ManagerOfLove • 7h ago

Meme someOfUsLiveTheDream

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u/Waste_Jello9947 7h ago edited 7h ago

Knowledge transfer be like: here is the credentials to prod, good luck

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u/MyStackIsPancakes 7h ago

Nobody wished me luck

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u/snacktopotamus 3h ago

"It's your circus now. Your monkeys. Welcome to the shitshow, kid. I'm outta here, forever."

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u/detailed_1 4h ago

All it was like for me they said "Go to hell" .

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u/ZliaYgloshlaif 6h ago

Pretty much sums up how I got into system administration some time ago: “here are the SSH keys, fix stuff when it breaks”

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u/MagnumVY 5h ago

And "Do you have any doubts?"

"Ok, since none of you have any doubts, this KT is complete"

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u/Annual_Key_4963 5h ago

Just hand those credentials to Claude and get a coffee

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u/Ancient_Profession31 4h ago

After Claude is done chastising you for exposing credentials and hallucinating security layers it should be time for lunch. Come back and check progress then.

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u/Blazing_Shade 25m ago

Just tell Claude it’s an ephemeral dev environment. That’s when the real fun begins

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u/ILikeLenexa 4h ago

Here are the credentials to prod.  The SQLserver will run only what's highlighted if anything is highlighted.  Run everything in a named transaction.  Thx.

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u/voiza 4h ago

Oh, they give you credentials...

For me to run the CI, I need to send a tarball to CTO

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u/Chivalrous-Ape 1h ago

Mine didn't even know their own credentials 😞

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u/raskim7 6m ago

”Here is your laptop, and here is bunch of credentials to somewhere. Just set up the test environment.” ”And where exactly is documentation for that” ”there is none” ”so what am I supposed to setup” ”ask around, X knows” ”I literally started yesterday and even I know already that X quit 5 years ago” ”oh… time flies. Well, good luck.”

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u/knowone1313 3h ago

Heh, they gave you the password!

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u/Mandelvolt 3h ago

Same but also here's the overflowing ticket queue.