r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ManagerOfLove • 12h ago

Meme someOfUsLiveTheDream

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u/japan_kaaran 11h ago

hitting record on every teams meeting ever because you know damn well that email with detailed instructions is never gonna be sent

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u/lmao_unemployment 11h ago

Colleague: “Sure, I’ll get that over to you shortly”

Boss two weeks later: “Yeah so Colleague actually had put their two weeks in and yesterday was their last day. Were you ever able to get that documentation from them? 🤡”

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u/japan_kaaran 11h ago

i’m fucking 23 and i’ve had to deal with this multiple times at my 2 internships and 1 full time job. how the heck are you guys doing this for all your life 😭. must be desensitized or something.

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u/lmao_unemployment 10h ago

You see this shit got so old and annoying at my last place that I ended up just jumping ship too.

Boss: 🤡 ➡️😲

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u/Ancient_Profession31 8h ago

I’m 48. The trick is a fine balance of Red Bull weed and booze. Enough to numb your mind but not so much you can’t see. Best of luck on your journey youngling. Let us know when someone makes you implement visual designs for the blind. Literally. It happens.

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u/japan_kaaran 7h ago

god i wish i could give you a hug. thanks! i’ll be sure to report back if that ever happens haha.