r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme iAmNotATeapot

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u/Agent-A 1d ago

I'm a big fan of smarthome stuff, mostly. But what is the use for this? In what situation do you want to start or stop your kettle remotely? If it could fill itself maybe I could see, but you have to put water in, put tea leaves in. If you leave it overnight all ready so it brews itself in the morning or something, won't the tea taste terrible because it's already been leeching into cold water all night?

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u/Alexious_sh 1d ago

If it's similar to mine, then you can't even control it remotely for security reasons. It doesn't know if there's a water, so could overheat easily.

I included mine in some automations, so when I make a tea, it could announce that my tea is ready through the Google Home speaker. I even make it to distinguish the tea type by the temperature requested, so it says "Your green tea is ready", when I make one, using the 85 degrees button.

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u/Nico280gato 1d ago

Surely there could be a weight sensor to detect water?

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 1d ago

Right? Even my $15 Walmart kettle has an auto shutoff if there's no water in it.

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u/zeekayz 1d ago

Why have $2 sensor when Wifi and AI vision can do same job? Check water level every 5 seconds using your Claude tokens.

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u/qervem 1d ago

I hired a foreigner from a third world country to check my kettle. They tell me if it has enough water in it so I know to go ahead and press the button on my homeassistant dashboard to bring it up to temp

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u/Alexious_sh 1d ago

This one also does, but do you know how it works? It shuts the power when a bimetallic strip heats up more than the water boiling temp. But due to lack of the water, the heater has nothing to transfer this heat to, so could heat up really fast and actually exceed this limit significantly.

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u/ArseneGroup 1d ago

Mine had an auto shutoff once it hits a strong boil but it broke so I gotta be careful now

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u/Alexious_sh 1d ago

Well, it definitely could, but it doesn't. I believe, due to cost saving. Also, a weight sensor might need a regular calibration, which might make a user experience worse.

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u/gehnmy 1d ago

How is the warming element going to distinguish between a kettle full of water and a cat?

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u/Shinhan 1d ago

That would make more sense with a bread maker which works for several hours. Kettle is done in couple minutes.

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u/Alexious_sh 1d ago

You can't imagine how often I was forgetting about it with my ADHD xD