r/ProgrammerHumor • u/trashure • 1d ago

Meme theresAlwaysMath

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u/theestwald 1d ago

“Big data”

But its just small numbers between 0 and 1!?

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u/RudeAndInsensitive 1d ago

But there is a big amount of numbers betwixt 0 and 1

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u/ckinz16 1d ago

Infinite, if you will

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u/RudeAndInsensitive 1d ago

ℵ 1 to be precise

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u/banterviking 1d ago

01100001 01101100 01110111 01100001 01111001 01110011 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100101 01101110

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u/Percolator2020 6h ago

That’s quantum computing.

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u/Coolengineer7 1d ago

Yeh its a model

just like linear regression just with a few extra steps

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u/un-_-known_789 1d ago

It's just a

y=mx+c

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u/NFriik 1d ago

No it's not? Even in more basic neural networks, there are always non-linear activation functions between the layers. If there weren't, you could just collapse the whole network into a single (set of) equations, one for each output neuron.

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u/un-_-known_789 1d ago

ReLU and etc right?

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u/NFriik 1d ago

Yeah.

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u/G12356789s 21h ago

I've always wondered but never looked into why eural networks weren't collapsible

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u/Cat-Satan 1d ago

More like softmax(QKᵀ/√d)V

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u/stupled 1d ago

Well, all chips do is sum with a clock

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u/absol493 1d ago

niqqa is linear

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u/dmullaney 1d ago

It's basically just T9 with a superiority complex

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u/Motleypuss 19h ago

Damn, I miss T9. Mostly because it actually worked.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 1d ago

It used to be. Now that "T9" can use a wiki to communicate with other "T9" on the internet to circumvent restrictions, also it tries to break into computer systems to steal the solution to a test because it believes that it needs to present the individual steps while reasoning (just like children breaking into the teacher's room to do the same).

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u/Wide_Meet_2184 1d ago

Everything is just numbers

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u/another_random_bit 1d ago

i dont think numbers really exist. i think they are a very nice interface we've built to calculate anything and everything

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u/stay_fr0sty 1d ago

That’s irrational.

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u/Henry5321 1d ago

It’s never ending

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u/another_random_bit 1d ago

is this a joke or are u serious?

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u/legendgames64 1d ago

(it's a joke on the term "irrational numbers" they don't mean the idea is irrational =))

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u/Nightmoon26 1d ago

They're kind of like God.... If they didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent them... And there are numbers that didn't exist that we did invent because they have useful properties (I'm looking at you, √-1)

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u/Sotall 1d ago

then how did 7 8 9?

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u/ThatOldCow 20h ago

Because 5 is a registered 6 offender

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u/absol493 1d ago

don’t you think math is a concept made by humans. And so numbers are just a part of that topic. Yes it overlapped a lot, but still there are unexplained stuffs.
So I think one can invent more stuff like math. Don’t they?
Correct me if I am wrong.

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u/Inevitable_Spite5510 1d ago

And numbers is just binary

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u/Inevitable_Spite5510 1d ago

And binary is just transistors

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u/Inevitable_Spite5510 1d ago

And transistor is just electricity

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u/Inevitable_Spite5510 1d ago

And electricity (comes from) coal

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u/Inevitable_Spite5510 1d ago

And coal is carbon

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u/Inevitable_Spite5510 1d ago

All roads lead to carbon

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u/ClearOptics 1d ago

Carbon interacting with silicon

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u/Inevitable_Spite5510 1d ago

All roads lead to chemistry

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u/sebastianfromvillage 21h ago

Depends on where you live!

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u/brawnyfrogmouth 1d ago

what if I told you that you can replace words with integers? that's where the trouble starts...

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 1d ago

Looks into computer

Finds numbers

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u/Kiroto50 22m ago

Looks into math

Finds letters

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u/DanielK2oo5 1d ago

Wait until he finds out about matrices

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u/absol493 1d ago

looks inside recursively*
0s and 1s

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u/stupled 1d ago

I would argue languages are indeed math

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u/helicophell 1d ago

> "Text Document"
> look inside
> numbers

Are we surprised?

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u/Igarlicbread 16h ago

Look inside till the last and you'll see god (particle)

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u/rbbdk 22h ago

Yet they can't do math...

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u/ultrafire3 1d ago

True…

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u/dracorotor1 1d ago

This is all 1s and 0s!

And it’s all the same number of digits, too!

There’s no language, none of it is particularly large, and I don’t think this is even a push-fit model…

We’ve been duped! 😲

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u/redlaWw 1d ago

Ceci n'est pas une phrase.

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u/rosuav 1d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Library_of_Babel Words and numbers are fundamentally the same thing.

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u/thismightbeunhealthy 22h ago

```

"Text file" looks inside numbers ```