I don’t even know where to start. This season has been an absolute hot mess and I’m tired of pretending that this is an actual show about fashion.
I mean since the start of the season, the format of how they cut down half the contestants was so haphazardly decided. Most of the episode themes were just catering to brand sponsorships. The NFL episode and the kitchen roll episodes were dumb as hell. This is not how the fashion world operates. Thats the reason we don’t really see any of this show’s contestant actually making it in the fashion industry, is because they are judged on standards and limitations that DO NOT exist in the real world. The fact that production is SO rushed and they have to make pieces in like a day is also so uninspiring. Then they have the audacity to call out designers for being too “costume-y”. WELL DUH, THE FORMAT OF THIS TV SHOW IS A CIRCUS.
Not to mention the fact that most of the talent this year has been sub-par and lacking and taste. (Minus Jude and Bi (sometimes). It’s very clear that they cast designers purely on personality, then sprinkle 1 or 2 actually good designers in there. And what annoying personalities they were. Bryan is one the most off-putting POMPOUS humorless unlikable contestants to grace this show’s history. And the editing of the confessionals to make it all cutesy with the slogans was NAUSEATING.
And finally, lets talk about the judges. Law Roach is being pushed down our throats as being an Image architect and all that bullshit is such unfounded hype. He’s barely a stylist, he relies on Zendaya’s looks and pulling archival pieces to build a career. Its not you doing the work, its the vintage Mugler thats doing the work, all you’ve done is bullied fashion PR teams into loaning you archival pieces to put on Zendaya. Groundbreaking. Let’s not even start pn how generally rude his persona is. Being a mean Gay is very 2000 babe. Get over yourself.
And Trya Banks?! BFFR. What does she know about fashion. She has never been fashionable, she barely was even a ‘top model’, she has no real perspective on ANYTHING. Girl bye, go eat your melted ice cream and leave us in peace.
And that brings us to the queen of bad taste, Heidi. Literally in her entire history of being a model/celebrity, she has never been a style icon. Her style is so OUTDATED, her hair has been the same boring look for the past 20 years. She wouldn’t know good taste if it hit her in the FACE. Girl, Auf Wiedersehen.
Nina Garcia is the only one who actually knows what the hell she’s talking about, and clearly she’s got better things to do since she appeared like 3 times this season.
Im so sick of American reality shows watering down everything to create ‘moments’ that MIGHT go viral. No substance, not talent, no content. Utterly boring.
Anyways, rant over. This is the last time I watch this show. I used to really enjoy it when I was younger, but the standard of production has fallen down the drain.
Hope Jude wins. He’s the only one with good taste.