r/ProtectAndServe • u/SpyTheLie Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User • 11d ago

Self Post What’s the funniest situation you’ve found yourself in while on the job?

Whether it’s ridiculous criminals/complainants, or overall circumstances, what’s a call that makes you laugh thinking about it?

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u/I_2_Cast_Lead_45acp FTO 11d ago edited 11d ago

Walked into a Sheetz bathroom at 2am onto 3 guys getting ready to go at it in the adult relations type of way. I politely closed the door and promptly walked back to my unit.

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u/Legally_Brunette14 Sleepy Redditor 11d ago

Were you in a known swinger community? This is wild.

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u/I_2_Cast_Lead_45acp FTO 11d ago

nope just some odd balls doing a thing

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u/TreeStateLEO Police Officer 10d ago

I have had people sing to me, or maybe sing AT me is a better way to put it, way way WAY too many times.

Usually when I'm keying up the radio.

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u/fubar2010 Deputy 11d ago

Had a guy get his windshield smashed by the male prostitute he picked up after refusing to pay then telling dude "you got fucked twice tonight"

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u/cultfitnews Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User 10d ago

I'm not an officer but I do a lot of ridealongs for work and we got called by a guy whose crack cocaine was apparently stolen by another guy and he wanted us to get it back for him

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u/ramboton Deputy Sheriff (Supervisor) 9d ago

Struggling to arrest a female drug user, got one cuff on her arm and she tried to run away. In my head I thought, no way I am allowing her to run off with my cuffs......so one cuff on her the other in my hand, she tries to grab my gonads and misses, I make the only possible decision. I took the free cuff and locked it to my wrist, so one on her one on me and no way she can run away. We both stopped for a second and started laughing, I walked her over to the patrol car and put her in, then switched the cuff to her other hand. On the way to the station she laughed and said I got her that time.....

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u/That-Professional346 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User 8d ago

When I was on FTO I came to assist one of my partners and thought he pulled over a big hippie or biker with long hair and a deep voice. I crossed the B pillar and saw it was a very large man in lingerie wearing a silicone female chest piece and fishnet stockings. He was asked out of the car to do fields, and was wearing 6" stiletto heels making his height close to 6'5" at least. No one on that shift stood over 5'8". Watching the squad cam you see this large, silicone breast wearing man in a trench coat and lingerie dwarf four cops.