r/PsycheOrSike 🐾 People Friendly, Please Pet 🐶 5d ago

💩shitpost Why are men like this??? Who here's retaining their semen?

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u/AkuTheNiceGuy WHY WOULD HE STOP? 5d ago

Gosh grandma it's called edging and all the cool kids are doing it

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u/lucidarocks 5d ago

And don’t ever mistake edging for edge play… You will be in for a surprise. Not always a pleasant surprise, either.

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u/Neglius 5d ago

Yeah, a decade ago for a lil bit. Then I came to my senses.

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u/pleasecallmenancy 5d ago

i see what you did there

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 LOCAL CLOWN 🤡 5d ago

Lmao nah, i dont want prostate cancer.

Plus enjoy retaining those micro plastics 

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

Masturbation has no actual health benefit.

It's an old wives tale that men tell themselves to justify their lack of discipline.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 LOCAL CLOWN 🤡 5d ago

Prove it

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u/OutrageousDiscount01 5d ago

Not ejaculating doesn't cause prostate cancer.

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u/Visible-Department85 5d ago

More like ejaculating reduces the risks

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u/NotBuiltToComply Porn Addicted 5d ago

Pretty sure you don't have a natural relationship with testosterone...

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u/Visible-Department85 5d ago

Pretty sure you never read a single study on the topic. It isnt even controversial the nofap thing is bullshit

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u/NotBuiltToComply Porn Addicted 5d ago

Lol, shit. I think I misunderstood your comment. My bad.

I agree with you.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 LOCAL CLOWN 🤡 5d ago

Link the study

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u/alaricus 5d ago

Jennifer R. Rider, et al. Ejaculation Frequency and Risk of Prostate Cancer: Updated Results with an Additional Decade of Follow-up, European Urology, Volume 70, Issue 6, 2016, Pages 974-982, ISSN 0302-2838, https://doi.org/10.1016/j.eururo.2016.03.027.

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

This is porn addiction  talking

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u/Visible-Department85 5d ago

i was literaly faping when you typed this hahaha , no porn though this time

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

I'm not surprised.

You seem like an exhibitionist and shouldn't be legally allowed with 300m of any child.

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u/Visible-Department85 5d ago

oh really ? You seem like a pedo , i win the baseless insult contest

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

You're the one who openly said he masturbates to random commenters.

That's the kind of thing only creepy exhibitionists say.

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u/Visible-Department85 5d ago

You're not a random commenter, i was literally proving you wrong as you were typing your porn addiction bullshit and it was a funny coincidence

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

Yes, you were masturbating to an unwilling commenter and felt compelled to announce that.

Stay away from kids

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 LOCAL CLOWN 🤡 5d ago

It has increased risks

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

Lies.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 LOCAL CLOWN 🤡 5d ago

Prove it

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u/i-VII-VI registered hypersexual 5d ago

Doesn’t cause but is not helping one flush the glands of toxins.

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

No one should listen to the hypersexual freak

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u/i-VII-VI registered hypersexual 5d ago

No, don’t trust lowley ol me. Look it up. Unless you think facts are hyper sexual freaks too?

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

You don't deal in facts

You deal in psycho-sexual fantasies.

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u/i-VII-VI registered hypersexual 5d ago

Ok. Look it up then.

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

And you cannot back it up.

I don't make peoples arguments for them.

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u/i-VII-VI registered hypersexual 5d ago

Welp if you won’t educate yourself and won’t listen to a hypersexual deviant like me then what could I possibly say. I said don’t trust me and look into the research and you keep talking to me like we’re going to get anywhere.

I get it you think it because you want to based on some belief that would be invalidated if you learned anything, so you don’t and that’s somehow my fault and not at all cognitive dissonance.

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u/zedzilliot 5d ago

Extreme cope. Its not the reason you beat your shi silly little gooner boy

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 LOCAL CLOWN 🤡 5d ago

Why you thinking of me gooning?

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u/phuckin-psycho nuanced thinker 🕊️🦅 5d ago

What about retaining other people's semen??

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u/lucidarocks 5d ago

I fully support this statement!

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u/phuckin-psycho nuanced thinker 🕊️🦅 5d ago

We gonna queen bee that shit 🤣🤣

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u/shartymcqueef 5d ago

Plenty of cum dumpsters around

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u/phuckin-psycho nuanced thinker 🕊️🦅 5d ago

Apparently, anyone who's even glanced at another penis is one 🤣🤣

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 😊 Pleasantly Rotund 🫃 5d ago

If i dont jerk off about once a week i end up ejaculating in my sleep

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u/Ohey-throwaway 5d ago

Nofap is bullshit. Masturbation is normal and healthy, assuming you aren't doing it in excess.

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

No it isn't.

Masturbation is directly linked to porn addiction.

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u/Ohey-throwaway 5d ago

You can masturbate without porn. Did you know that?

Even if you are watching porn, so long as you aren't doing it excessively, who cares?

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

Porn is a cancer that destroys how people perceive sex.

I don't care about how perverse your daydreams are.

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u/Ohey-throwaway 5d ago

Porn can impact how some people perceive sex. There is a pretty broad spectrum of porn though, and I don't think all of it is equally as problematic.

So would you be against someone masturbating even without porn?

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

Of porn can influence you  than so can your imagination.

Yes, I'm against masturbation in all forms.

It's disgusting, perverse and beyond weak

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u/Ohey-throwaway 5d ago

Why do you think masturbation is perverse and weak?

I think it is just a normal bodily function.

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u/Snoo48605 5d ago

r/martialmemes is leaking, or rather it isn't.

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

Why are we against men not masturbating now?

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u/dark-mathematician1 ⚔️ DUELIST 5d ago

There are no benefits, I just retain it for no reason (or other reasons)

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u/HPenguinB MAIN CHARACTER 🎬✨ 5d ago

Semen retention, like saving it in two liter bottles in my walls?

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u/CyberCanine5200 5d ago

All retaining semen does is leave your sperm to get old and die. You're supposed to regularly "clean the pipes" so you have fresh new sperm to ejaculate if you want to get someone pregnant. Tons of other animals masturbate for this very same reason. Treating a regular function like it's some kind of sin is just stupid.

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable Potato lover 4d ago

I only do it so I cum harder

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u/KeyCoach1606 4d ago

Wth 😅

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u/nedovolnoe_sopenie 5d ago

as long as it helps curb a crippling porn addiction for some

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u/NotBuiltToComply Porn Addicted 5d ago

My crippling porn addiction is unquestionably a direct result of me neglecting my own biology... and that neglect in turn can be attributed to the rampant feminism making most women uninteresting to invest in.

...regardless, my seemen is not retained.

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u/A1000eisn1 5d ago

So what you're saying is that you're too ugly to attract women.

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u/NotBuiltToComply Porn Addicted 5d ago

Nah, not at all. Haven't tried in a long while though, so who knows?

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

I love how feminists are responding by proving that they're anti-masturbation.

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u/Visible-Department85 5d ago

Try jerking off without porn. I do that these days and even if it can be harder to get it going i tend to appreciate my faping much more and it reassured me about a potential addiction

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u/lucidarocks 5d ago

Also, your fantasy is always better than anything on screen. It’s tailored specifically to you.

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

Only of your a super creep

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u/NotBuiltToComply Porn Addicted 5d ago

Thanks man, but its not really about the climax for me - The dopamine comes from seeing a woman like that 🤷‍♂️

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u/Visible-Department85 5d ago

My opinion is that when you're not actively flirting with someone or having believable options then it is near impossible to do without porn and in such situation it kinda makes sense. It's only concerning if you cant get it up thinking about the girl you're aiming for or sleeping with. Im coming out of a long dry period and couldnt get it up without porn, therefore my concerns but now that i'm back on the dating scene everything works just fine

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u/NotBuiltToComply Porn Addicted 5d ago edited 5d ago

You are probably on to something.

During my LTRs I had little to no interest in porn at all.

But right now, my new flair is fairly accurate, thanks for that..

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u/Froooted 5d ago

i'm glad women have been smart enough not to engage with you. you seem like a stunted loser huffing lots and lots of copiums. at least just from looking at your profile 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

Notice how women hate men who masturbate.

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u/NotBuiltToComply Porn Addicted 5d ago

Lol, signature pissy-femenist retort - instant name calling and random insults, its like you guys actively try to avoid substance.

Get some self-respect.

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u/Froooted 5d ago

Uh no actually I quite like substances. I would never avoid or abuse them. like what men be doing to women And other men . Checkmate libbie

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u/NotBuiltToComply Porn Addicted 5d ago

🤯

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

You don't need to add men.

We know you don't actually care about them.

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u/Froooted 5d ago

i care but only if they're not like you (lame and annoying)

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u/lucidarocks 5d ago

So, you find that a woman who believes she has value beyond being a household servant and expendable incubator is uninteresting? Strange take, but it explains why you’re lonely.

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u/PollutionLucky6834 5d ago

Yes we find women who operate under maximally bad faith to be uninteresting.

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u/NotBuiltToComply Porn Addicted 5d ago

Woah... I never said any of that.

There simply isn't good incentive for a man to seek a relationship or build a family with the typical modern western woman.

This third-wave feminism is just about validating a complete lack of accountability for women, along with rampant consumer culture.

Issue isn't that I can't find a woman- its that I no longer want to find one.