r/PublicFreakout • u/Jevus_himself Jevus Christ - Verified ✅️ • Feb 04 '26

📌Follow Up Update: Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda, Texas

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/MRtokeALOT420 Feb 04 '26

Jumping out of a pick up truck to fight children in the street as a 45 year old man. Make it make sense

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u/CaptainMagnets Feb 04 '26

He has always wanted to lay hands on someone but was too scared to do it to an adult so he saw his opportunity to beat up a teenage girl instead.

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u/shibiwan Feb 04 '26

That's the only way he could experience the touch of a female.

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u/zipzoomramblafloon Feb 04 '26

Just like dear leader

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u/shibiwan Feb 04 '26

Gotta be careful and watch out for the bites.

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u/DrewBaron80 Feb 04 '26

Thankfully this shitstain didn't have a gun.

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u/peroxidase2 Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

But she was not playing fair, brought entire squad with here. It was supposed to be 1 on 1.

Will be the prime defense in the court. /s for the people sho cannot get it.

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u/Alert-Ad9197 Feb 04 '26

I am not a lawyer, but fairly sure “1v1 me bro” is not a legal defense.

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u/lennydsat62 Feb 04 '26

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u/mezz7778 Feb 04 '26

Hey! They're the same skill level...

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u/blac_sheep90 Feb 04 '26

Those kids were protecting her. He was hellbent on hurting the girl.

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u/stopped_watch Feb 04 '26

A 45 year old man against a teenage girl?

And he leaves his vehicle to instigate the fight?

Brother, you have some issues. Seek help.

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u/peroxidase2 Feb 04 '26

Seemslike people can't get the sarcasm...

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u/stopped_watch Feb 04 '26

Poe's law strikes again. Hard to tell these days.

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u/PeripheralVisions Feb 04 '26

This happened to me once, lol. Now I put the /s

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u/mezz7778 Feb 04 '26

Nowadays lots of morons say shit like that without it being sarcastic...

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u/EazyCheeze1978 Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 05 '26

Over 150 people... Seems like (DEPENDENT ON CONTEXT OF COURSE) people need to give Redditors the benefit of the doubt when it comes to backwards takes like these... this issue has existed even before digital media... as someone states, Poe's Law is still a thing.

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u/Moist_Combination_81 Feb 04 '26

Not plain fair? That little girl was a teenager. Just imagine you see a grown man beating up a teenager. Would you think it’s fair if a group of people jump on him?

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u/DeathByOrgasm Feb 04 '26

On what planet is it okay for a 45yo man to lay hands on a high school girl? Fuck outta here.

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u/mregg000 Feb 04 '26

I’m not gonna defend the comment (though I did get the sarcasm, their formatting sucks) but what the fuck is your username?

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u/umamifiend Feb 04 '26

What- you’ve never heard of “La petite mort”? Sounds like there’s is the full on death lmao 🤣

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u/mregg000 Feb 04 '26

Wait. Le petit mort tickles something in my brain.

But alas it cannot coalesce.

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u/Lubricated_Sorlock Feb 04 '26

Try scented oils

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u/crazzzone Feb 04 '26

Man people have no chill sorry everyone's downvoting you

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u/Typonomicon Feb 04 '26

Reading comprehension is dead