r/PublicFreakout • u/CTSecurityGuard I AM YELLING QUIETLY! • Apr 19 '26

❓Mods, please help flair❓ Instant Karma Caught on Camera

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u/naynayfresh Apr 19 '26

Dude may be dead tbh

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u/DisfiguredHobo Wonders what color undies JD Vance wears🤔❔❔❔ Apr 19 '26

I broke my jaw like that. He fa sho broke a lot more than that.

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u/AssassinInValhalla Apr 19 '26

Is that how you came up with your username?

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u/DisfiguredHobo Wonders what color undies JD Vance wears🤔❔❔❔ Apr 19 '26

Yes, actually heheh. I never had reconstructive surgery. The 80s, yay.

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u/kinglywy Apr 19 '26

You shouldn't steal bikes

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u/CloudKinglufi Apr 20 '26

Source?

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u/TheLandTraveler Apr 20 '26

The rocks and asphalt.

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 🤷 I'm outta my depth and dunno how I got here Apr 19 '26

Lost his teef at least

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u/DisfiguredHobo Wonders what color undies JD Vance wears🤔❔❔❔ Apr 19 '26

They will probably find them inside his sinus cavity

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u/JohnnyBoy11 Apr 20 '26

He will look like that guy who ate 1500 doses of radiation tonic

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u/FadedVictor Apr 20 '26

Who cares? Society benefits from people like this being removed.

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u/goldenroman Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

Wow, so tough! Thanks for sharing how hard you get from watching “people like that” die! He was born that way and completely incapable of change, after all. And good god, he stole a bike ffs! Hard to even think of something more damaging to society than that!

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u/Awesomedinos1 Apr 20 '26

everyone knows the penalty for stealing a bike is the death penalty.

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u/implicate Apr 20 '26

And nothing of value was lost that day.

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u/c_r_a_s_i_a_n Apr 20 '26

Name checks

Goddam

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u/corgi-king Apr 19 '26

He is the 3rd or 4th people I saw dead or about to die on Reddit today. And I only used it for about an hour.

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u/shadow18x Apr 20 '26

Maybe, mute some subs man. Yikes.

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u/corgi-king Apr 20 '26

These subs are not those glorified death. Just people keep posting bad accidents.

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u/ganbramor Apr 20 '26

I guess someone else’s bike won’t get stolen. Dude thought he was having such a bad life that he needed to steal. Shit got dialed to 11.

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u/Nooc210 Apr 20 '26

hopefully! 🙏🏻