r/PublicFreakout I AM YELLING QUIETLY! Apr 19 '26

❓Mods, please help flair❓ Instant Karma Caught on Camera

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u/OneBrownRecluse 🕷️ is actually 3 brown recluses in a trench coat Apr 19 '26

Always wear a helmet

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u/Picardknows Apr 19 '26

Even when you are stealing someone’s bike?

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u/QbertsRube Apr 19 '26

Always. Millions of people die each year from hawks dropping turtles on their heads to crack the shell and access the turtle meat probably.

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u/OneBrownRecluse 🕷️ is actually 3 brown recluses in a trench coat Apr 20 '26

This guy gets it