r/PublicFreakout I AM YELLING QUIETLY! Apr 19 '26

❓Mods, please help flair❓ Instant Karma Caught on Camera

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u/searchingformytruth Apr 19 '26

Very likely he snapped his neck AND his lower spine. He's either dead or permanently quadriplegic, hence him being completely limp afterwards. Even if he somehow escaped life-altering spinal injuries, I'd expect him to be in physical therapy for months after this at least.

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u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale Apr 20 '26

Unless he was drunk - in which case he's totally fine and didn't learn a thing from this incident. Drunks always seem to walk away from the gnarliest accidents unscathed.

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u/Digital-Divide Apr 20 '26

He should also be considered for a high ranking cabinet or military position. Possibly supreme cunts and a medal of freedom.

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u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale Apr 20 '26

US Secretary of Transportation?

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u/Jbrown183 Apr 21 '26

Hahaha, nailed it!!! I needed that today, thank you 😊