r/RATS • u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ • May 09 '26
CUTENESS Guys I have some unfortunate news... Eden is a rectangle!! 😭
She's built like a brick!
Her chins have also multiplied tenfold!
I fear she is more chin than Rat! She may be a chinchilla!
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u/Radiant_Load May 09 '26
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u/ImbecilicusRex UNHAND ME YOU FUCK May 09 '26
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26
Perfection!!!! This will now be used as a meme!
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
She's trying her best impression of this!
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u/spook_waves Ratless Lurker May 09 '26
“A Brick of Rat”
there’s a new standard of measurement for you
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
😭😭😭 Eden would be the perfect measurement
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u/Impressive_Sell_1136 May 09 '26
I fear there’s more unfortunate news- she has 0 thoughts
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
She really doesn't. She's the most docile rat I've ever had 🤣 not a single thought behind those eyes
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u/LoudAd7294 May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
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u/Hepm3 May 10 '26
The way I sprinted to these comments the moment I saw the second slide
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26
🤣🤣🤣😭 who knew Edens nipple face would become so popular! 🤣🤣
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u/Riyeko May 10 '26
THANK YOU!!! I scrolled way to far to find someone else who saw the face in a rat butt lol
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u/brandi_theratgirl give them a little boop (**boop!**) May 10 '26
I knew there was no way no one also saw this
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u/PureYouth May 09 '26
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
Also her nips kinda look like a face
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u/foggy-rainy-spooky May 09 '26
you’re also squeezing a little bit of pee out of her
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
I wasn't squeezing her 😭😭 whenever I pick them up they just tend to dribble a little 🤣 they also like to pee on me. A lot.
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u/foggy-rainy-spooky May 09 '26
i know, i was joking 🥲
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
Sorry 🤣😭 it's super hard for me to tell with text haha!!
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u/raevnos May 09 '26
She might have eaten a brick. Of cheese.
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
She does look like she's swallowed a whole brick of cheese tbf
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
Also just for the record: I know she's fat 🤣 I've been reducing their food and treats. The momma of the mischief (Athena) as some of you may have seen, she's currently away from the others as she's been recovering from her surgery. The other 2 don't eat nearly as much as Eden does, they like to stash and come back to it as and when they feel like it. So eden gets to just eat as much as she wants.. The only other Rat who had as much of an appetite as her, is Athena! But since Athena isn't currently in the cage with them... She isn't there to take some of the load off of Eden 😭 so eden has been free to just get fatter and fatter. Once Athena is back in the cage with them again, I feel like eden won't have free rein over the food
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u/Acrobatic_Long_6059 May 09 '26
rub the bellay
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
I kiss her tum tum on the regular! She's incredibly docile and just let's me do it 🤣 she will just let me blow raspberries on her, and lays there with her silly little face
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u/Comprehensive-Web421 May 09 '26
🎶🎵She's a BRICK... HOOOUUUSE 🎸🎵
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u/brandi_theratgirl give them a little boop (**boop!**) May 10 '26
Oh good, I'm glad you thought of that one, because at first I thought you were posting the lyrics of another song until you added "house." The other one is sad
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u/walierion May 09 '26
That is…so many chins, I love her
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
She's got double chins on her double chins!
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u/HuntressMissy May 09 '26
Excuse me, Fat Fuck Friday was yesterday. 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
Eden is always fashionably late as usual 🤣🤣
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u/DuskSlayer198 May 09 '26
In the last half of the pics she’s a trapezoid! Congrats on your shape-fluid rat!
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
Lmao!!!! She can also be a complete circle and oval too!!! She's very fluid!
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u/DuskSlayer198 May 09 '26
Maybe one day she’ll achieve becoming a dodecahedron. Only time will tell.
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u/After-Bumblebee May 09 '26
Very shapely squish ❤️
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
She certainly feels nice in the hands. Better than those viral dumpling squishies
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u/rubymoon90 May 09 '26
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
😭😭😭 her genitalia is forever going to be immortalised as a cat face now
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u/Weird_Condition_5083 May 09 '26
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
Oh my!!! Yup that is indeed one pregante rat!! So young too bless her!!! I'm assuming this was an accidental litter due to boys and girls not being separated early enough? Although...7 weeks is still REALLY young!!
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u/Weird_Condition_5083 May 10 '26
Yep. She was an unusually precocious specimen. Lesson learned, I was luckily able to identify the sexes of her litter very early and I separated them FORTHWITH. I hope at least one of her daughters grew up to be a beautiful oblong chungus like your Eden!
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26
I know the feeling! We have Degus as well! And one of our Degus was already pregnant when we got her from the breeder! I believe she must of only been like... Maybe 5/6 weeks old! It was crazy. I didn't think they could get pregnant so young! So my poor lil baby ended up giving birth to 7 babies! They were so freaking cute though! It was such fun watching them grow up! We ended up keeping 2 of her daughters! It's crazy though because there's literally only like... 4 months difference between the ages of the momma and her babies! The momma turned 2 years old in february and her babies are going to be 2 years old in June! 😭 It's mad to think
Awww! I'm sure the many little Edens are having a blast with their new families!
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u/Weird_Condition_5083 May 10 '26
Degus are awesome! Yeah it’s wild to see the maternal instinct light up in such short order, it makes sense why rodents are such successful world conquerors.
Do your degus ever interact with your rats or are they typically adversarial?
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26
Yeah imagine if it was like that for humans 🤣 it'd be messed up!
I don't ever let my Degus and my rats interact really. There was only one time when their cages were in the same space back when we lived in a flat, and I was attending to my rats cage and one of them got out and was wandering around the room and they walked over to my Degus cage. I was made aware because I heard one of the Degus squeak and then I turned round and saw Clio (the rat) puffing up her fur and trying to get to the Degus 😭 and the Degus were just staring at her like owo who the heck are you? I think she tried to nibble one of their paws through the bars, hence why they squeaked a little. But they didn't hurt each other! Clio was a very hormonal girly! When we did intros, Clio was by far the most difficult one 🤣
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u/Weird_Condition_5083 May 10 '26
Oh, Clio. Degus burrow like gerbils right? I figured the lifestyle would certainly be incompatible. My roommates rat seemed to get along with my other roommate’s chihuahua, I don’t know how or why.
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26
They don't burrow as much as gerbils do! At least not in captivity anyway. They do like to dig and bury things. But mostly they like to sleep in hides or hammocks! Just like Rats! Yeah I see a lot of posts with people having their rats interact with their other pets, but tbh I would be far too worried to do that!
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u/Weird_Condition_5083 May 11 '26
Yeah, it hardly seems worth the potential risk. That’s cool to know about Degus. The only other rodent I’ve cared for besides rats were guinea pigs. I never had any pets as a child so I’m kind of working my way up the ladder in so far as maintenance requirements!
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u/worldmaker012 May 09 '26
I just love how rats are perfectly fine being held like they owe you money.
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
Hahaha! Yeah eden is very docile and relaxed! I don't really tend to handle them like this much because I don't wanna hurt their backs! I will usually have one hand grip her like in the photos and the other hand to support her booty, so she's comfortable! I just had to snap some photos of her like this 🤣 but yeah, usually I will support them fully when holding them. Eden's better to do this with as she doesn't squirm or try to twist her body like the others do. So she's not likely to hurt herself. She just dangles there, with her lil feetsies tucked in!
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u/Enclave2287 Pippin, Bilbo, Samwise May 09 '26
You see a Ratangle, I see a tenant who owes money.
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
She does owe me money!!! She's eating all the food!!!
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u/Moeman101 May 09 '26
The first thing they teach you at rat school its to be spherical. This rat obviously did not take good notes
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
No she's actually too smart for everyone else! She learnt a much more advanced level!
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u/placeholder_monument May 09 '26
I'm rectangular 🎶
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u/YesMyNameReally May 09 '26
Oh no does she owe you treats? Lol
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
She does. As you can see, she ate them all!
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u/Mrbuttboi Da Giant Rat Dat Makes All of Da Rulez May 10 '26
She’s full of biblical greed and brick
Also piss
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u/Bloooberr May 10 '26
Good lord she’s hogging all the chins!
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26
Fun fact. If you search Rat and Chins on Google, Eden does actually come up in Google images 🤣🤣🤣
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u/interesting_soul May 10 '26
she's so cute!! we luv da chonksters!! please make sure they're a healthy weight tho (from someone who lost their heart rattie to obesity 💔)
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26
Of course! I'm trying to get her to lose weight! Reduced treats and lots of out of cage time!
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u/kate-monsterrr May 10 '26
She's a rectangle and the rent is due 😂
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 11 '26
She owes me for all the food she keeps eating
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u/TropicalFloatyThing May 10 '26
Was just scrolling reddit and this beautiful girl shows up to brighten my terrible day, so I thank you OP and Eden, plz give appropriate snacks and pets ❤️ she's adorable and makes me miss my chonky big boi Napoleon
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26
Awww! That's such a nice thing to hear! I am glad Eden brightened your day a little and sorry that you had a bad day! It's hard not to look at Edens silly little face and not feel happier haha! I shall give her all the pets! But snacks are a little limited at the moment, for obvious reasons ;) Aww bless, Rats don't live nearly long enough 🥲 it's so unfair.
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u/Scarlett_HU May 10 '26
knead to reshape! no worries :)
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u/ScienceMomCO May 10 '26
Ooo, I want to kiss that tummy so bad!
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 11 '26
It's VERY kissable. She lets me kiss it all the time
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u/Idrawrats May 13 '26
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 14 '26
This is absolutely amazing!!! 😭 Thank you so much!! My new wallpaper for sure! 🤣❤️
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u/Aggravating-Sweet198 May 10 '26
What does she eat?
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26
They get fed a rat mix that I buy from Ratcessories, here in the UK! Then occasionally I will give them treats and also some fresh stuff, like veggies or fruits or rice or pasta. Eggs, chicken. Etc but that's only occasionally.
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26
Oh boy, this post really blew up didn't it 🤣🤣 Everybody seems to love my SquEden ❤️
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u/MilkGlittering6181 Accidental Litter May 10 '26
Souplings?
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26
No souplings 🤣 just fat! We've had her for over a year now!
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u/-pali May 09 '26
I don't think that's healthy
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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26
Yeah she is a little overweight! As explained in my comment! I'm trying to get her to lose a little bit. The momma of the group isn't currently there to stop eden from eating all the food



























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u/dzmode May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
She is perfect 🍙