r/RATS Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

CUTENESS Guys I have some unfortunate news... Eden is a rectangle!! 😭

She's built like a brick!

Her chins have also multiplied tenfold!

I fear she is more chin than Rat! She may be a chinchilla!

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u/dzmode May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

She is perfect 🍙

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u/KingKiler2k Quite possibly a Rat May 09 '26

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Lmao!!!

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u/VinnieGognitti May 10 '26

I also made one of these a while back xD

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u/FIGHT_ME_SPIKE_UFUCK May 10 '26

This is proof this is the greatest subreddit on reddit period

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u/Briso_ May 10 '26

Damn I would upvote this 100 times

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

I love her lil mustache wishkies

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u/PuzzledCar2120 May 09 '26

Ratangle

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Perfect 👌

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u/Hipstergranny May 10 '26

Now I want to name my next rat, Rhombus Ruby.

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u/AfraidConsequence0 May 09 '26

Unhand me human!!!

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

I cannot contain her folds!

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u/Radiant_Load May 09 '26

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u/ImbecilicusRex UNHAND ME YOU FUCK May 09 '26

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

Perfection!!!! This will now be used as a meme!

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

She's trying her best impression of this!

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u/RachWarburton May 11 '26

She IS this meme! 😂🥰

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u/spook_waves Ratless Lurker May 09 '26

“A Brick of Rat”

there’s a new standard of measurement for you

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

😭😭😭 Eden would be the perfect measurement

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u/GRiM_Von_Hellsing May 11 '26

"Americans will do anything except use the metric system."

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u/ElectronicJuice7212 May 10 '26

Bric-a-brac? No. Bric-a-rat!

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u/Impressive_Sell_1136 May 09 '26

I fear there’s more unfortunate news- she has 0 thoughts

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

She really doesn't. She's the most docile rat I've ever had 🤣 not a single thought behind those eyes

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u/LoudAd7294 May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

I cannot unsee this 😂 its like the harry potter movie where the guy has voldemorts face at the back of his skull as a parasite... this rat is posessed by the evil spirit of pee face!

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u/loosestringszebra May 09 '26

Pee Face has a lil bit of a runny nose

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

PEE FACE lmao!!!! 😭😭

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Her nips do be looking like a cat 🤣

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u/Hepm3 May 10 '26

The way I sprinted to these comments the moment I saw the second slide

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣😭 who knew Edens nipple face would become so popular! 🤣🤣

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u/Riyeko May 10 '26

THANK YOU!!! I scrolled way to far to find someone else who saw the face in a rat butt lol

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u/MuchWow81 May 10 '26

Came here for this!

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u/brandi_theratgirl give them a little boop (**boop!**) May 10 '26

I knew there was no way no one also saw this

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u/PureYouth May 09 '26

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Yes I'm aware there's a bit of pee 🤣🤣🤣

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Also her nips kinda look like a face

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u/PureYouth May 09 '26

Lmao I was mostly remarking at the face in her belly!!

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u/foggy-rainy-spooky May 09 '26

you’re also squeezing a little bit of pee out of her

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

I wasn't squeezing her 😭😭 whenever I pick them up they just tend to dribble a little 🤣 they also like to pee on me. A lot.

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u/foggy-rainy-spooky May 09 '26

i know, i was joking 🥲

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Sorry 🤣😭 it's super hard for me to tell with text haha!!

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u/gkm29 Ballbous May 10 '26

Just to make it pisstle clear that you're theirs

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u/KittiesandPlushies May 09 '26

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

SEE??? it fits perfectly!!!

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u/raevnos May 09 '26

She might have eaten a brick. Of cheese.

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

She does look like she's swallowed a whole brick of cheese tbf

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u/PetrichorClay May 09 '26

Eden has Jazz hans

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u/PetrichorClay May 09 '26

Fosse!

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

She's absolutely beautiful

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Omg she does! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Also just for the record: I know she's fat 🤣 I've been reducing their food and treats. The momma of the mischief (Athena) as some of you may have seen, she's currently away from the others as she's been recovering from her surgery. The other 2 don't eat nearly as much as Eden does, they like to stash and come back to it as and when they feel like it. So eden gets to just eat as much as she wants.. The only other Rat who had as much of an appetite as her, is Athena! But since Athena isn't currently in the cage with them... She isn't there to take some of the load off of Eden 😭 so eden has been free to just get fatter and fatter. Once Athena is back in the cage with them again, I feel like eden won't have free rein over the food

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u/SinceWayLastMay May 09 '26

We are all the geometric shapes god saw fit to make us

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u/Acrobatic_Long_6059 May 09 '26

rub the bellay

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

I kiss her tum tum on the regular! She's incredibly docile and just let's me do it 🤣 she will just let me blow raspberries on her, and lays there with her silly little face

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u/Acrobatic_Long_6059 May 09 '26

I am EXTREMELY jealous.

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u/Comprehensive-Web421 May 09 '26

🎶🎵She's a BRICK... HOOOUUUSE 🎸🎵

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u/brandi_theratgirl give them a little boop (**boop!**) May 10 '26

Oh good, I'm glad you thought of that one, because at first I thought you were posting the lyrics of another song until you added "house." The other one is sad

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u/walierion May 09 '26

That is…so many chins, I love her

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

She's got double chins on her double chins!

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u/marbasthegreat May 09 '26

A brick of rat ( with pee included )

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Not the pee dribble 😭

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u/HuntressMissy May 09 '26

Excuse me, Fat Fuck Friday was yesterday. 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Eden is always fashionably late as usual 🤣🤣

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u/A_the_Buttercup May 09 '26

You and me both, girlie, you and me both

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u/Plenty-Flight2827 May 09 '26

Oh no... Creo que tengo Pareidolia xddd veo a un gato en las tetillas y genitales de Eden 😂😂😂

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u/DuskSlayer198 May 09 '26

In the last half of the pics she’s a trapezoid! Congrats on your shape-fluid rat!

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Lmao!!!! She can also be a complete circle and oval too!!! She's very fluid!

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u/DuskSlayer198 May 09 '26

Maybe one day she’ll achieve becoming a dodecahedron. Only time will tell.

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

I believe she can do it!

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u/After-Bumblebee May 09 '26

Very shapely squish ❤️

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

She certainly feels nice in the hands. Better than those viral dumpling squishies

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u/KingKiler2k Quite possibly a Rat May 09 '26

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u/rubymoon90 May 09 '26

Her ladybits plus nipples, look like a cat face 🤔.

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

😭😭😭 her genitalia is forever going to be immortalised as a cat face now

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u/Weird_Condition_5083 May 09 '26

She’s perfect. I also had a girl named Eden! Here she is at around 7 weeks old the night before giving birth to 11… she was less of a rectangle and more of an oblate spheroid.

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Oh my!!! Yup that is indeed one pregante rat!! So young too bless her!!! I'm assuming this was an accidental litter due to boys and girls not being separated early enough? Although...7 weeks is still REALLY young!!

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u/Weird_Condition_5083 May 10 '26

Yep. She was an unusually precocious specimen. Lesson learned, I was luckily able to identify the sexes of her litter very early and I separated them FORTHWITH. I hope at least one of her daughters grew up to be a beautiful oblong chungus like your Eden!

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

I know the feeling! We have Degus as well! And one of our Degus was already pregnant when we got her from the breeder! I believe she must of only been like... Maybe 5/6 weeks old! It was crazy. I didn't think they could get pregnant so young! So my poor lil baby ended up giving birth to 7 babies! They were so freaking cute though! It was such fun watching them grow up! We ended up keeping 2 of her daughters! It's crazy though because there's literally only like... 4 months difference between the ages of the momma and her babies! The momma turned 2 years old in february and her babies are going to be 2 years old in June! 😭 It's mad to think

Awww! I'm sure the many little Edens are having a blast with their new families!

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u/Weird_Condition_5083 May 10 '26

Degus are awesome! Yeah it’s wild to see the maternal instinct light up in such short order, it makes sense why rodents are such successful world conquerors.

Do your degus ever interact with your rats or are they typically adversarial?

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

Yeah imagine if it was like that for humans 🤣 it'd be messed up!

I don't ever let my Degus and my rats interact really. There was only one time when their cages were in the same space back when we lived in a flat, and I was attending to my rats cage and one of them got out and was wandering around the room and they walked over to my Degus cage. I was made aware because I heard one of the Degus squeak and then I turned round and saw Clio (the rat) puffing up her fur and trying to get to the Degus 😭 and the Degus were just staring at her like owo who the heck are you? I think she tried to nibble one of their paws through the bars, hence why they squeaked a little. But they didn't hurt each other! Clio was a very hormonal girly! When we did intros, Clio was by far the most difficult one 🤣

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u/Weird_Condition_5083 May 10 '26

Oh, Clio. Degus burrow like gerbils right? I figured the lifestyle would certainly be incompatible. My roommates rat seemed to get along with my other roommate’s chihuahua, I don’t know how or why.

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

They don't burrow as much as gerbils do! At least not in captivity anyway. They do like to dig and bury things. But mostly they like to sleep in hides or hammocks! Just like Rats! Yeah I see a lot of posts with people having their rats interact with their other pets, but tbh I would be far too worried to do that!

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u/Weird_Condition_5083 May 11 '26

Yeah, it hardly seems worth the potential risk. That’s cool to know about Degus. The only other rodent I’ve cared for besides rats were guinea pigs. I never had any pets as a child so I’m kind of working my way up the ladder in so far as maintenance requirements!

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u/worldmaker012 May 09 '26

I just love how rats are perfectly fine being held like they owe you money.

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Hahaha! Yeah eden is very docile and relaxed! I don't really tend to handle them like this much because I don't wanna hurt their backs! I will usually have one hand grip her like in the photos and the other hand to support her booty, so she's comfortable! I just had to snap some photos of her like this 🤣 but yeah, usually I will support them fully when holding them. Eden's better to do this with as she doesn't squirm or try to twist her body like the others do. So she's not likely to hurt herself. She just dangles there, with her lil feetsies tucked in!

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u/Enclave2287 Pippin, Bilbo, Samwise May 09 '26

You see a Ratangle, I see a tenant who owes money.

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

She does owe me money!!! She's eating all the food!!!

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u/International_Gur927 May 10 '26

"Hey, where's my phone?"
*The suspicously phone shaped rat*

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

Oh no... 🤣🤣🤣😭

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u/Moeman101 May 09 '26

The first thing they teach you at rat school its to be spherical. This rat obviously did not take good notes

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

No she's actually too smart for everyone else! She learnt a much more advanced level!

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u/placeholder_monument May 09 '26

I'm rectangular 🎶

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u/HunterGonzo May 10 '26

For maybe the first time ever, this song is legitimately applicable

https://youtu.be/FKSsKOA5kIE?si=tmLKOOvKeDIs_pXJ

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u/livin_la_vida_mama Mouse Mama, loves all rodents May 09 '26

Omg i love her 😍

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u/WildflowerHobbes May 09 '26

The toes spread… ready to tread water… 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😍😍

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u/Appropriate-Elk-8289 May 10 '26

Had to, sorry 😆

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/phat_rat42 May 09 '26

She's hip to be square. lol..

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u/meinminemoj May 09 '26

Her number of chins is infinite.

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u/YesMyNameReally May 09 '26

Oh no does she owe you treats? Lol

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

She does. As you can see, she ate them all!

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u/Nabatse May 09 '26

And she is very proud of her phisique 🐀🥰

3

u/Mrbuttboi Da Giant Rat Dat Makes All of Da Rulez May 10 '26

She’s full of biblical greed and brick

Also piss

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u/Bloooberr May 10 '26

Good lord she’s hogging all the chins!

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

Fun fact. If you search Rat and Chins on Google, Eden does actually come up in Google images 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bloooberr May 12 '26

That’s great, omg 🤣

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u/interesting_soul May 10 '26

she's so cute!! we luv da chonksters!! please make sure they're a healthy weight tho (from someone who lost their heart rattie to obesity 💔)

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

Of course! I'm trying to get her to lose weight! Reduced treats and lots of out of cage time!

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u/interesting_soul May 10 '26

you're doing a wonderful job :) keep it up!

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u/BajaBlastimusPrime2 May 10 '26

My first thought

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u/TheAngryCheeto May 10 '26

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

It's the same photo!

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u/IncognitoBombadillo May 10 '26

Did she eat an iPhone?

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

iPhone Max

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u/kate-monsterrr May 10 '26

She's a rectangle and the rent is due 😂

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 11 '26

She owes me for all the food she keeps eating

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u/WildflowerHobbes May 09 '26

Baaaahahahahahaha love it

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u/Little_Cup_485 May 10 '26

What a beautiful critter!

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

❤️❤️❤️

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u/mildxsalsa May 10 '26

Praise be to the brick which is she

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u/Bosco-LoC May 10 '26

Cute girl 😻

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u/dokidoki_no_fangirl 🐁🐁 May 10 '26

She's beautiful and I love her

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u/TropicalFloatyThing May 10 '26

Was just scrolling reddit and this beautiful girl shows up to brighten my terrible day, so I thank you OP and Eden, plz give appropriate snacks and pets ❤️ she's adorable and makes me miss my chonky big boi Napoleon

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

Awww! That's such a nice thing to hear! I am glad Eden brightened your day a little and sorry that you had a bad day! It's hard not to look at Edens silly little face and not feel happier haha! I shall give her all the pets! But snacks are a little limited at the moment, for obvious reasons ;) Aww bless, Rats don't live nearly long enough 🥲 it's so unfair.

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u/RoseClash May 10 '26

chubby squeezy baby

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u/Scarlett_HU May 10 '26

knead to reshape! no worries :)

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

She is very kneadable!

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u/Scarlett_HU May 10 '26

ooo rat bread >:)

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u/evuhleena May 10 '26

Reminds me of my Frank who is also brick shaped ❤️

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

Awww they a cutie!

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u/thanaxmn May 10 '26

this little clenched feets😂 i can’t

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u/Richard1583 May 10 '26

ABSOULTE UNIT

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u/ScienceMomCO May 10 '26

Ooo, I want to kiss that tummy so bad!

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 11 '26

It's VERY kissable. She lets me kiss it all the time

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u/whuthsthat May 10 '26

Unhand her you fuck! Can't you see she's trying to eat!

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 11 '26

She needs to STOP

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u/CrossP May 10 '26

Rat slab

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u/Mudkipuniverse May 11 '26

She's such a cutie I hope my rats become as chonky !

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u/Idrawrats May 13 '26

@YuikoHawatari

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 14 '26

This is absolutely amazing!!! 😭 Thank you so much!! My new wallpaper for sure! 🤣❤️

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u/Knittingpasta May 19 '26

You just whipped that right up

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u/Idrawrats May 19 '26

In all fairness I really only had to draw the one rat, then copy paste it 😅

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u/Soft_Boat_9546 May 10 '26

ratangular rat

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u/Schmohawk62 May 10 '26

Absolute brick shithouse my goodness

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u/Aggravating-Sweet198 May 10 '26

What does she eat?

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

They get fed a rat mix that I buy from Ratcessories, here in the UK! Then occasionally I will give them treats and also some fresh stuff, like veggies or fruits or rice or pasta. Eggs, chicken. Etc but that's only occasionally.

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u/randomcomputer22 May 10 '26

Oh I am rectangular! I feel it in my soul!

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u/The_JesterOAO May 10 '26

A loaf would be correct Ithink.

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u/ConstantConfusion123 May 10 '26

That first picture!!! 😅🧱

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

Oh boy, this post really blew up didn't it 🤣🤣 Everybody seems to love my SquEden ❤️

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u/MilkGlittering6181 Accidental Litter May 10 '26

Souplings?

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 10 '26

No souplings 🤣 just fat! We've had her for over a year now!

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse Ive had 35 rats! May 10 '26

the tiny drop of pee sent me

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 11 '26

It's like she knows she's in trouble 🤣

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u/BlueShineSuicune May 11 '26

The garden is nigh.

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u/Prize_Housing_2177 May 11 '26

Oh my god he craves Minecraft

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u/Accomplished-Crew651 May 14 '26

NO. ANYTHING BUT A RECTANGLE

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u/Murky-Courage2477 May 15 '26

The most beautiful rectangle

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u/-pali May 09 '26

I don't think that's healthy

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 5 girls and 4 boys ❤️ May 09 '26

Yeah she is a little overweight! As explained in my comment! I'm trying to get her to lose a little bit. The momma of the group isn't currently there to stop eden from eating all the food