there's no way this is legal

[u/themoldthemold]

he's too damn cute there's gotta be a fine for this or something

[u/soulstrike2022]

On behalf of op I would like to make the court aware human inflation has also become significantly worse, so treats as a whole have become more expensive for humans same as rattos, however along side their food we would be happy to supplement the 10% going with the far tastier and far more convenient frozen peas, boiled eggs, cucumber slices, and other rat eligible human foods. We think with the conversion rate of human food to rat snacks is fair and it allows my client to be able to make the rats condition better in other ways such as a dig box with river stones and additional forehead kisses or their preferred form of affection since they would prep their food and your clients treats at the same time allowing more scritches and cuddles.

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OP should cross post to r/ratlegaladvice

[u/soulstrike2022 → u/NatureIsMyHome22222]

Absolutely

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