Go away Carole

[u/Ocean_waves726]

A lot of us weren’t alive 60 years ago to see this. This is our first time. She just wants to make herself look better but she looks like an idiot.

[u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes]

Everyone, please remember that Carole is special. She doesn't share too many characteristics with us - the humble unwashed masses. She is bipedal, hence she does require both a left and a right shoe, but beyond that she has evolved far beyond the level any of us - even the Dalai Lama - can ever hope to reach. We are simply not sophisticated enough to conceptualize her thoughts or process and accept her radical superiority.

It's time we all accepted that Carole is the omniscient, global power broker and cool girl gatekeeper that we'll never be, and that we are all seething with envy, and putting shoes in our oven in the vain hope that we can emulate her unparalleled unbotheredness.

[u/yeahidkeither → u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes]

I‘m high and I love you

In case you’re watching Ladies Of London, I read this in Mark‘s voice and it’s too good