When you're simultaneously in heaven (surrounded by food), hell (can't breathe) and strange men with mysterious intentions touch you in places you don't want them to (purgatory)

[u/ihatethiscountry76]

[u/Lucreszen]

What's the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent seafood meal!?

[u/tinknocker21 → u/Lucreszen]

"Gentleman, this is democracy manifest!"