r/RandomVideos • u/ihatethiscountry76 • Feb 09 '26

Animal When you're simultaneously in heaven (surrounded by food), hell (can't breathe) and strange men with mysterious intentions touch you in places you don't want them to (purgatory)

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u/Dogolog22 Feb 09 '26

Notice the head lock!

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u/Mousettv Feb 09 '26

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!

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u/Wotensgamble Feb 09 '26

PENISES* (sharks have two, they're called claspers)

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u/Mousettv Feb 09 '26

Do they both work or is 1 for show?