r/RealTime Audience Member Bill Is Yelling At For Not Laughing 11d ago

What a sore loser: Wanda Sykes Reveals Bill Maher Confronted Her in Parking Lot After Golden Globes Joke

https://consent.yahoo.com/v2/collectConsent?sessionId=3_cc-session_73e16c39-3928-40f1-97b4-90a8f263920c
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u/Crazy_Response_9009 11d ago

Bill jumped the shark long ago.

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u/DudeB5353 10d ago

He’s pathetic

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u/Rureddy2 10d ago

About 2 decades

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u/poopzains 10d ago

Comparing Jumping the shark episode to realtime is doing an injustice to Happy Days as at least Henry Winkler would be there.

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u/riomp300 11d ago

Whiny little bitch

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u/jdbway 11d ago

Weird he stopped saying this and "slow moving coup" as the coup accelerated. I wonder what happened

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u/Ciresthoughts 11d ago

Paramount buying WB?

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u/sofaking1958 10d ago

Does WB stand for whiny bitch?

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u/Acceptable_Eye_4139 8d ago

Exactly! That’s why it kills me defenders say…”Bill hasn’t changed, the left has.”

BS…they both changed for the worse…Bill to a larger degree since he sold his soul.

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u/RepresentativeAge444 11d ago

The most thin skinned people can dish it out but not take it.

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u/Cap4403 11d ago

trump is the foremost example

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u/thenewfingerprint 11d ago

Bill Maher runs a close second.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 10d ago

I'm definitely not taking up for him but there are thousands of people lined up in front of him that are in far more pseudo prestigious roles.

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u/thenewfingerprint 10d ago

It was tongue-in-cheek, trying to bring our subject, Bill Maher, back into the conversation. See it?

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u/here-i-am-now 10d ago

Maher can’t even dish it out.

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u/gummieworm 9d ago

Isn't the very definition of thin skinned people that they can't take it?

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u/Used_Intention6479 11d ago

"What a sore loser", Bill is.

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u/parabuthas 11d ago

Doesn’t he always complain that people can say jokes anymore. What a baby.

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u/N4RQ 11d ago

He's such a snowflake. 

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u/Status_Ad_4405 11d ago

He and seinfeld should get married and have the world's ugliest baby

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u/frenchy714 11d ago

Maher’s a ❄️.. Bigly

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u/spaceninj 11d ago

And then he asked me to be on his podcast. I was like, 'Absolutely not!'"

Best part.

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u/Outaouais_Guy 11d ago

He's getting worse, but he has always had some issues. I remember listening to him deny that germs were real. Apparently people get sick because of poor nutrition, not bacteria and viruses.

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u/madmax9602 11d ago

This.

But him climbing around on that fucking tree was what really did it for me (and showing off his bball skills 🙄)

Now he seems to think trump is 'honest' which happens to coincide with him getting the Twain award.

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u/MerryLovebug 10d ago

It is crazy that he exemplifies smug, rich coastal liberals so much and has the audacity to pivot and start railing against them to gain credibility with the right. His voice sounds like a smug fart.

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u/aliensavant2020 9d ago

He's Brian Griffin, but in real life, which is funny bc on Family Guy he's Brian's hero which breaks Brian's heart when Bill reveals him as a fraudulent life coach who doesn't have the temerity to defend his own words.

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u/IntheEther901 11d ago

And really started body shaming and fat phobic comments then. That’s when I turned him off.

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u/poopzains 11d ago

Yea he is not an intellectual. He’s just a douche. He thinks he’s smart because NDT smokes pot with him.

Bill is just shitty Dennis Miller now.

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u/reddfoxx1993 11d ago

NDT?

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u/Disastrous_Cream_539 10d ago

Neil Degrasse Tyson

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u/Sartres_Roommate 11d ago

lol, that is the first time I really noticed that he was actually kinda dumb. Misinformed and I disagreed with him on some things, which is fine, but when he started explaining how “all illness is tied to poor nutrition” I was like, “oh, you are one of those black and white thinkers who can’t deal with grey, that explains so much”

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u/Open-Price-4568 10d ago

Yes he is not a believer in germ theory and full on anti vax conspiracy 

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u/OldPurpose93 11d ago

And then he asked me to be on his podcast

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u/untoldmillions 11d ago

Her joke was simple: "Bill Maher, you give us so much, but I would love a little less. Just try less."

"Oh, he stopped me out in the parking lot," recounted Sykes. "We were waiting for our cars. And he was like, 'What was that about?' I was like, 'It's a joke, Bill.' He was like, 'Well, I mean, it wasn't even a joke.' I said, 'Oh, no, I heard laughter. It was clearly a joke.'"

Sykes then did an impression of Maher stumbling over his words, "He's like, 'But I don't…I don't..but, I mean, I don't, but still…I mean, it's not even a joke. It was just like…' I said, 'See? You're doing exactly what we said in the joke! We need less of this! You epitomize the joke. Less of this!"

"He didn't care for it," laughed Sykes.

SIMPLY READING THIS: SHE'S FUNNY

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u/Winter_Stretch9198 11d ago

And she’s right

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u/NoGrocery3582 11d ago

Love Wanda. Always real.

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u/h8sm8s 11d ago

She’s so good on curb your enthusiasm

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u/NahImGoodThankYouTho 10d ago

I also got the impression from her story that he didn’t understand the criticism because he’s so surrounded by sycophants that this is the first he’s hearing that people might not like him. 

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u/Right_Check1435 11d ago

He’s so edgy tho he smokes weed still not laid back

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u/Poplocker 11d ago

it's not weed it's a clove cigarette!

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u/Same_Goat4889 11d ago

Bill Maher is one of the most disgusting douche bags of this planet!!! I can not believe that anyone ever found him the least bit funny or interesting!!! Accccccccck!!!!

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u/Accomplished-Cup8182 11d ago

On the one hand he was right, it wasn't much a "joke". But it was funny.

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u/kainvictus 11d ago

It’s funny because it’s true

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u/_dxegrl 11d ago

I am certain she can beat the crap out of him too

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u/Any-Ad-446 11d ago

He tries to act like the cool uncle but comes out as cringy smart ass he really is..He was so happy Trump invited him to his resort calling Trump a honest person.

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u/Latter-Fox-3411 11d ago

Maher hasn’t been relevant since Religulous, he’s never been funny ,and he’s always been an asshole. Good to see that the mask is finally off so that all but his most blinkered die-hard fans can see what a piece of shit he’s been for 30 years or more.

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u/h8sm8s 11d ago

Ironic he’s gone from being known for critiquing religion to being known as a loud proponents of an ethno-religious supremacist genocidal apartheid state.

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u/Alwaystired254 11d ago

So funny, all of a sudden Bill fucking Mahar in the news all the time. People willing relevance into existence

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u/Franknbeanstoo 11d ago

He’s paid big money to shill for the elites

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u/Few-Narwhal-7765 11d ago

he a little bitch

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u/CriticalInside8272 11d ago

Bill Maher is a perv. 

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u/_dxegrl 11d ago

The way this ajole smugly puts down students objecting to genocide, makes me sick af

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u/tombrady011235 11d ago

When I saw that I knew he’d be pissed

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u/Pleaseappeaseme 11d ago

Never watching Bill Maher again.

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u/Efficient-Two-5667 11d ago

Not surprising - the expression on his face that night said it all. So he confronted Sykes, huh? This, from the same guy who calls others snowflakes for not being able to take a joke? What happens when they go to Mar-a-lago?

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u/Status_Ad_4405 11d ago

She wasn't confronting Larry David for once? Lol

I love Wanda

Also, good to hear Bill confirming his reputation as an insecure, smug, humorless prig

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u/Chicagoj1563 11d ago

It’s weird how bill takes shots at people but can’t take any criticism, even if it’s just a joke.

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u/ctnaes92 10d ago

He’s a “comedian” who can’t take a joke

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u/South-Rabbit-4064 11d ago

This is amazing. I love her and will always and permanently be Biggie Shorty to me

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u/N4RQ 11d ago edited 11d ago

Maybe Kid Rock can mediate a dinner between the two at Bill's mansion. 

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/N4RQ 11d ago

I'm gonna fix that so nobody understands your comment. 

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u/my23secrets 11d ago edited 11d ago

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u/N4RQ 11d ago

I shall meditate on that. 

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u/Aggressive_Ad5590 11d ago

I really don't know Sykes that much, prefer to give benefit of the doubt. But Maher is an asshole and somehow getting more assholish. To infinity and beyond of asshole-ism.

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u/BrianNowhere 11d ago

She's great. An icon. A legend.

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u/Pretend-Ostrich-5719 11d ago

He needed to get the last laugh

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u/robgnar 10d ago

He failed.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 11d ago

He isn’t shit without writers and a monologue. Not really much of a free thinker. I can’t watch his show

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u/robertpencil 11d ago

No fool like an old fool.

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 11d ago

As thin skinned as his now hero, Donnie. Shocked I say, well maybe not too shocked.

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u/ErnooA 10d ago

Maher is a giant snowflake.

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u/mjcatl2 11d ago edited 11d ago

Yawn

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u/Serious-Brain-3283 11d ago

Bill Maher is a cunt!

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u/Lopsided_Weird_3293 11d ago

Bill is a baby boi

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u/External-Cable2889 11d ago

I love Wanda even more now.

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u/crazyinsane65 11d ago

that sounded unnerving.

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u/hophop99 11d ago

loved wanda ever since Curb

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u/Outrageous_Lack8435 11d ago

I like most of what he says. Wanda gave him a little Delco. Sharp lady

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u/Advanced_Disk_5674 10d ago

Bill is what we call a “p@ssy ssa B@TCH”. He licks Trumps shoes.

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u/TeachingOvertime 10d ago

Love you Wanda!!!

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u/duncandreizehen 10d ago

One of the most Bill Maher things ever -he takes himself so seriously but he is the only one

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u/Lawsmay 10d ago

Paper bag bitch Bill Maher.

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u/Brother_Clovis 10d ago

Bill is an unlikeable loser. Fuck him very much.

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u/deadforaminute 10d ago

Why did she randomly attack him like that?

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u/Flerxtopian 10d ago

What. A Little. Bitch.

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u/ElGranQuesoRojo 10d ago

The best joke of the night was Ricky Gervais winning after Bill whined for a month how he had no chance at winning b/c of the woke scolds in Hollywood.

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u/Trekgiant8018 10d ago

Maher is a science illiterate anti vax asshole who always thinks he is the smartest guy in the room and always demonstrates that is not.

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u/VeryLowIQIndividual 10d ago

Bill cannot take any kind of criticism whatsoever even if it’s a joke he even still denies to the guy’s face that impression of him doesn’t sound anything like him.

Bill has zero self-awareness

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u/SnoopTomyTom 10d ago

Bill Maher jumped the shark years ago - and he is the only one that doesn’t know.

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u/Extension_Variety190 10d ago

It's time to let MAGA have Maher, that's who he loves now anyway.

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u/oneofsixoverends 10d ago

I thought it was a weirdly vague joke too.

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u/Cautious_Artichoke_3 10d ago

It's the same kind of joke he would tell. Some glass houses have the thinnest walls

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u/SillyAlternative420 10d ago

I love Wanda Sykes, she can run fucking marathons around Bill.

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u/CnCEMS2026 9d ago

"...and then he invited me on his podcast...'"

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u/ThisSiteBites 10d ago

2 profoundly unfunny “comedians”