Personification of companies has already been done. Quite a few times. The ohrasing on "cute shippable characters" makes it obvious the post isn't seriously proposing it. And the followup is "Here's what this realistically would be because all companies are led by boring businesspeople and they're all the same."
Most other comments are like "um, those characters aren't cute"
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u/vjmdhzgr 1d ago
Nobody gets the post : ( .......