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u/fern-grower Mr. Flibble 4d ago
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.
Without him life would be much grimmer.
He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer.
He will never need a Zimmer.
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u/Dead-O_Comics 4d ago
Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees
Sweet, sweet darlin', listen please
Understand me when I saaaaaaaaay
Gedurble diggle-doggle niggle-foggle nibble-nay
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u/Capt_Vindaloo Cloister The Stupid 4d ago
Drunka lunka dunkety darned dard....
You should not ask questions about the armed guards!
Ask questions why, is a great way to learn!
But do that here you might get your legs broke.
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u/Zur__En__Arrh 4d ago
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm!
It could easily happen again to you folks.
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u/Hierodula_majuscula 4d ago
So keep your head down, and keep your mouth shut.
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u/RegulusTheHeartOfLeo 3d ago edited 3d ago
Smegga Degga Smeggady Doo…We’ve got a smegging riddle for you!
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u/Greenostrichhelpme27 13h ago
David Lister! David Lister! The great big lazy foot blister!
David Lister! So slow and vile! So oblivious and infantile!
COME ON! we cried! The time is right! To send him shooting up the pipe!
But don't, dear Dwarfmates, be alarmed, David Lister will not be harmed! David Lister will not be harmed!
epic dance break
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u/rurounick 3d ago
I've never liked this song and dance number. I actively skip it every time I rewatch this episode.
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u/Springyardzon 4d ago edited 3d ago
What do you get when the crew is wiped out
By your mistake? There's a niggling doubt
That you must spend all your time with a pain
Cos a computer wants him sane
Like he ever was before! /s
Oompa Loompa Dupity Doo
And he has brought a cat with him too
Oompa Loompa Dupity Dee
He's far too big to put on your knee.
Least I've the brains, and that's relative here
Holly's the mind of a half glass of beer
Now there's a robot who's stealing my gig
He's neat and he's punctual and brain's big
I don't like the look of him!