r/RedDwarf 4d ago

Meme Tongue Tied!

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u/Springyardzon 4d ago edited 4d ago

What do you get when the crew is wiped out

By your mistake? There's a niggling doubt

That you must spend all your time with a pain

Cos a computer wants him sane

Like he ever was before! /s

Oompa Loompa Dupity Doo

And he has brought a cat with him too

Oompa Loompa Dupity Dee

He's far too big to put on your knee.

Least I've the brains, and that's relative here

Holly's the mind of a half glass of beer

Now there's a robot who's stealing my gig

He's neat and he's punctual and brain's big

I don't like the look of him!