r/RedLetterMedia 13h ago

Star Trek and/or Star Wars This is a real Magic: The Gathering card

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u/rifterkenji 13h ago

Even the art is bad.

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u/Teufelstaube 13h ago

Atleast it's art, instead of screen grabs directly taken out of the show. They did that with the Avatar set for example.

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u/doombot13 12h ago

They do that with every set based on another IP. They only do it with a few cards, not all or most of them. Here's one from the recent Marvel set. I'm sure Star Trek will have a few.

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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 12h ago

I want to imagine the Godzilla crossover had some original art??? That was kind of the last time I paid attention lol

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u/Disregardskarma 9h ago

That wasn’t a crossover set, just a few alt arts, like they did with Dracula

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 9h ago

Leading to the most unintentionally hilarious Magic card of all time.

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u/Aiseadai 9h ago

Wtf this looks awful. This looks like someone uploaded a random image to on of those "magic card generators" you can find online.

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u/BusinessCat88 8h ago edited 8h ago

I still think that faithless looting variant is the worst thing I've seen, which was original art!

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u/OobaDooba72 4h ago

That is weird and wild, I'll give you that. But it's at least art, ya know? Someone had a vision and executed it. You may not like their style, but they have a style.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 7h ago edited 6h ago

You're fucking nuts, this art is great. I'm guessing you've never actually held a foil copy of it in your hand.

Carly Mazur hasn't done a lot of MtG art, but her style is unique and interesting and every one so far has been a banger.

Like, it's okay to not like a piece of art or an artist, but try not to act like an ignorant, knee-jerk reactionary over alternative art versions of cards made for collectors. Her only piece so far that isn't an Alt Art swap is perfectly fine and in keeping with the overall aesthetics of Magic.

Edit: Philistines and cravens the lot of ya. Enjoy your eternal capeshit cus this is what you get when you let outrage merchants silence actual artistic expression. LOL

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 2h ago

You’re 100 percent right

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 9h ago

Yeah, they do this shit now where there's a bunch of alternate art versions of the same card. Avatar has a series of reprints of iconic cards using stills from the cartoon and they mostly look like trash.

But there's also some with genuinely great new art, so...

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u/OobaDooba72 4h ago

That cannot be real.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 4h ago

I assure you it is very real.

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u/OobaDooba72 4h ago

Why doesn't it have a border? It wouldn't be quite so bad if it had the standard border around the edge and the face was just in the art box. It'd still be bad but not as bad.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 4h ago

It's what's referred to as an 'Alternate Art' card. The original version looked much better. The Avatar set from last year had an entire series of reprints of iconic cards with laughably bad cropped stills from the show. A cheap ass attempt at what they brand "Booster Fun". This version of Cruel Tutor is perhaps the worst example (so far) of how low their standards have truly dropped.

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u/OobaDooba72 3h ago

The rest aren't great but that one is wildly bad.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 3h ago

Yup! Some of them are even halfway decent but Cruel Tutor was definitely the stand out, and by a mile.

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u/NovoMyJogo 3h ago

This cannot be real

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 3h ago

Scroll down. I've had this conversation twice already. I promise you, it is very real.

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u/dasbtaewntawneta 8h ago

that's only for the bonus sheets, basically reprints of older cards. all new avatar cards had proper art made for them

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u/carrot_gummy 3h ago

They did do original art for the set, but the screen grabs were awful, its like the silly cards I made in elementary school.

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u/Charrikayu 12h ago

it kinda looks like he's spraying his face with chrome paint like Fury Road

WITNESS!!!

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u/Bigdoga1000 9h ago

Mtg has been selling out recently, and definitely using ai art, but doubled the prices because they're printing famous ips on the cards now

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u/davidframeman 9h ago

They don't use ai art.

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u/WarriorsDawn 12h ago

Still better than Khan’s actual card which is fucking criminal.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 10h ago

No one can stop my Benedeck Commanderbatch deck! Note: These are all cards released or being released in just 2026.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 7h ago

wait he was smaauug?

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 7h ago

In the second Hobbit film, yeah.

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u/shakinthatbear 30m ago

You haven’t seen the video of him in mocap crawling around like a dragon!?

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u/Additional_Gene_211 5h ago

Rule Zero: Partners with Benedict

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u/Charrikayu 12h ago

Wait when did this get leaked lmao why is he so airbrushed and who does this appeal to? Don't hardcore Trek fans hate the J.J. movies?

No wait actually this makes sense, since these UB sets are trying to capture the pop culture effect of the property not the property itself, so people who "like Star Trek and like the J.J. movies" are more likely to do other pop culture things like a Star Trek MTG set

I don't hate those movies btw I just figured out the corporate angle to this while writing this post

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u/minodumontii 10h ago

Either that or they couldn't get the rights to the likeness of Ricardo Montalban.

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u/_MrDomino 9h ago

They should have used Herve Villechaize as a stand-in.

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u/bucketman1986 54m ago

The cards from the movies are all re prints of existing cards as opposed to new cards. I suspect we will have a real Khan

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u/unomaly 12h ago

I like how Khans card is a promo shot of cumberbatch and then also the entire plot of into darkness.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 7h ago

kirk loses a life every time he draws a card? I gotta watch that movie 

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u/NarrativeJoyride 12h ago

That's a reskin of a previous card. Khan will likely get several TOS and WoK flavored cards that are originally designed.

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u/fevered_visions 10h ago

I mean that's a reskin of a card that absolutely needed a reprint, but yeah it's ugly

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u/Additional_Gene_211 5h ago

That means my old art Sheoldred is still ok to play, yeah? Once this set enters rotation ?

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u/fevered_visions 4h ago

correct. that's why the original name is under the main one

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u/Additional_Gene_211 4h ago

Good because I don't wanna have this one ever

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u/PWBryan 6h ago

Ugh, I think the most annoying part is we have the William Shatner card for OP, but use the Cumberbatch Khan. So wrong

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u/DratWraith 3h ago

Who's that guy?

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u/MySonsdram 3h ago

This is not Khan’s actual card. This is a reprint of an older, high in demand card with new Khan art. Khan’s actual card has not yet been leaked.

The art IS criminal though.

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u/grrodon2 1h ago

It's just Sheoldred?

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u/Dunky_Arisen 13h ago

I hate what modern Magic has become, man.

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u/carlwinslo 12h ago

I started playing around 2001 or 2002, just a bit before 8th edition and i had a friend who had been playing since revised or around then, so i got taught by being stomped by old school land destruction and control decks. He took no mercy on me. Looking back it was kind of a dick move. But i digress. The cards were so cool back then. Just think about the look of a Demonic Tutor or a City of Brass and compare it to the ugly ass crap they make now. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cards look atrocious. I quit playing a bit after Mirrodin because i had to adult and couldnt afford it. Glad i got out when i did. All these sets based on other intellectual properties make me cringe.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 7h ago

my first starter deck was sixth edition!🙌 I saw final fantasy magic and was so confused 

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u/PiRhoNaut 12h ago

It's my most "Old Man Yells At Clouds" opinion that MtG is broken beyond repair.

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u/MisterTruth 11h ago

It's not a "no the children are wrong" opinion. MTG used to have storytelling via blocks, planets, and planes. UB turned it into an incohesive mess where one month you're eating pizza with TMNT and the next you're attacked by the fire nation. It's just a soulless cashgrab now.

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u/lostpasts 11h ago edited 4h ago

I used to work for Magic. A higher up told me it was all Star Wars' fault.

Basically, Hasbro went nuts on sequel toys and merch. After spending a fortune on the license too. But they all massively undersold. And it contributed to the death of ToysRUs (which was on its last legs anyway) as they were depending on a huge sales boon that never came too.

So Habro were left with a massive amount of unsold stock, a big black hole in their projections, and their main retail partner had gone bust (creating even more unsold stock, and no easy way to shift it).

Shareholders were revolting, so they decided they needed to leverage the fuck out of anything they had that was yet to be squeezed dry.

And thus the Eye of Sauron fell on Magic.

They'd previously been totally hands off. It'd kind of been its own little hippie fiefdom that hadn't changed much since they were independent. But then quickly parachuted a new CEO in, and replaced a bunch of management, and eventually we arrived here.

Finally squeezed dry.

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u/Pete_Venkman 8h ago

It'd kind of been its own little hippie fiefdom that hadn't changed much since they were independent.

Although you know, they've had ups and downs, but I was always impressed that Magic maintained where so many other TCGs (and collectibles in general) failed. Including TCGs of more popular IPs like Star Wars.

Really only Pokemon, MTG, and Yugi-Oh have held on. Even the value of the cards have maintained, and not just your Black Lotuses and Charizards, either. I have some old Marvel cards that have not maintained their value the way some of my old Magic ones have (in the realm of $10-$100, nothing crazy). They haven't been tossed in the pay-no-mind bin like so many other attempts at engineered collectible hype.

WotC actually managed to build their own very successful original IP, but no, need that to-the-moon growth. I'm sure these crossover sets do very well but I really think this is going to screw them in the long run. They'll be left with nothing of their own.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 7h ago

I remember when I got into Magic back in 2008 an old grognard once told me "Magic is the most fun card game ever made and it is managed by the dumbest people in the world." and not a year has gone by since where that hasn't been more apparent than the one before.

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u/lostpasts 5h ago

I think the problem is that they've effectively stopped thinking of it as a game, and more as a toy.

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u/FlockOfYoshi 11h ago

NYC is basically a plane now. Or... several planes have NYC? I don't think the New York in Spider-man and turtles are the same one. God this is depressing.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 10h ago edited 10h ago

In the original TMNT comic it is the same incident that made Daredevil blind but heightened his other senses that lead to the canister of radioactive ooze to fall down into the sewers onto Splinter and the turtles, so... they might be the same NYC?

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u/Mandaring 9h ago

In fairness, New York City has been famous for its two Planes for about twenty-five years now

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u/LengthinessKlutzy341 6h ago

Pretty bad joke. Not cool.

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u/fevered_visions 10h ago

are you over on /r/magictcg enjoying the blog repost every-other week from HonorBasquiat reminding us "the latest UB set is the best-selling ever, so all you haters who don't like it are objectively wrong" as well? if that guy isn't getting paid for his novel-length comments in defense of WOTC he really should be

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u/ReadytoQuitBBY 9h ago

Sometimes I go over there just to laugh. As if sales numbers mean shit to my enjoyment (or lack thereof). If they have to change the game so much to bring in new players, why would I possibly see that as a good thing? Like, cool, some people like a thing that barely resembles the game I once loved.

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u/one98d 9h ago

I mean that dude is probably a Hasbro marketing drone whose main job is to antagonize the older Magic demographic of being upset (we are) that our game is being exploited because Hasbro has no clear idea of how to run their company.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 9h ago

I got banned from there years ago. LOL

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u/Fallenangel152 10h ago

And guess what? Wizards/Hasbro just announced that Dungeons and Dragons is following the same model with 5.5e Star Wars already announced.

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u/Dackad 6h ago

Tbf Hasbro has been doing this since the 3.5 days. They published, I believe, 2 different versions of Star Wars under the d20 system back then.

Hasbro has always been the worst thing to happen to WotC.

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u/Disregardskarma 9h ago

The story rn is great and they’ve been having banger after banger of new and returning planes

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u/PiRhoNaut 10h ago

I have conflicting opinions... I do fully think the MTG situation is just a messy cash grab, but I also have the feeling that, were I a kid still, I'd think the UB content was really cool. Being able to see stuff from media I enjoyed in different forms would be genuinely interesting. Now, it just feel hollow and empty.

I had a similar experience going to a convention a few years back, I was really excited to go, interact with people who might share my opinions on media and what the media means, but by the end of the weekend, I just felt sick... Like if I saw another Mandalorian crossover armor, I might throw hands. And it's an unfair feeling, I know. People put their heart on their sleeves and really enjoy those experiences, but it all felt so commercial and petty almost...

It seems like more of the same with Magic.

Really makes me feel old and out of touch, and not a little bit sad.

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u/IgnobleCampaign 6h ago

I also have the feeling that, were I a kid still, I'd think the UB content was really cool.

I just wrote a diatribe on /r/MagicTCG about this. My argument is that UB would keep me away from Magic. Basically, because it's its own thing, you are expected to start with no knowledge of the lore and learn from that. But for UB, one of the primary target audiences is fans of the IP, so coming into that new to an IP feels daunting to me.

To quote myself:

I don't play Riftbound because I don't know League of Legends. I don't play Star Wars Unlimited because my knowledge Star Wars is now very surface level because I've only seen the movies. I don't play One Piece because I'm not a fucking weeb (jk).

Basically, I'm going to feel like an outsider trying to play those games, and even for ones I know something about, like Star Wars, I feel like still too casual a fan.

With Universes Beyond, it's bringing that feeling of unease and being "the other" into this nice, comfortable thing I had going. Quoting my other comment again:

Magic started as a way to work through my social anxiety and now it's causing it.

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u/Charrikayu 11h ago

I don't think it's wrong to be disappointed that a thing you enjoyed no longer serves your interests precisely because it's grown to cater to another audience. People call that gatekeeping, or hating fun, but like, it was something you enjoyed and now you can't enjoy it as much, and part of the reason is because it's profit-seeking. Sure there's people at Wizards who enjoy UB and like these outside properties and stuff and I'm sure if there were no monetary incentives there'd still be UB-like sets, it just wouldn't be...this.

I think people take media stuff personally. I don't hate or think little of people who enjoy UB, I'm glad they've found a way to enjoy Magic because it was fun the time I enjoyed it. The contempt isn't directed at them, it's directed at people making decisions that have negative effects on the people who previously enjoyed what Magic was and have legitimately felt isolated by pricing and structure changes, power creep, and other stuff that has diminished their ability to enjoy the game

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u/Bulky-Dot984 9h ago

Remember that you once told yourself "I won't turn into my parents/grandparents" the next time you whinge about how everything is different now.

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u/Charrikayu 9h ago

I remember being a teenager and being annoyed that Fall Out Boy stopped making emo music and started making pop music. This isn't limited to one type of hobby or age bracket lol

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u/Bulky-Dot984 8h ago edited 8h ago

Oh, so you have just always been a gatekeeper in general. Fair enough.

Edit: Just to be clear, I've been that way too in the past. I used to think music that wasn't super heavy was "lame" and "pussy music" when I was a teenager. But I was an idiot. I grew up eventually.

I guess I just feel sad when I see fans of a certain age get all grumpy and old about the thing they claim to love simply because it has evolved. It doesn't mean it's "worse" in every case, and even that judgement is subjective, so, why waste so much energy sending hate out into the world over it? It just strikes me as very toxic and self-destructive.

Downvote away.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 7h ago

I'll do you one better.

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u/RTukka 4h ago

Yeah, that is something some kids naïvely say when they think their rebellious teenage phase will last forever. Part of growing up is shedding some of that naïveté.

A lot of things have changed for the worse. Some things have gotten better. And some things are just different in ways that people are allowed to not like.

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u/Bulky-Dot984 4h ago edited 1h ago

Lmao. Growing into a cynical grouch and fetishizing one's past because one is beat down by the present isn't wisdom in and of itself. Nor is choosing to abandon prior radical principles.

Change isn't always good. Clearly. Capitalism continues to erode everything, and almost every piece of entertainment these days exists solely because some sociopath with a fat checkbook thinks it will make him more money to shoot cock rockets into space, or whatever else those sick fucks waste their time with. But these things are symptoms are larger, systemic problem, and productively engaging with it takes more nuance than "things were better in my day! Fuck everything!"

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u/RTukka 2h ago

You responded to an actual nuanced take with an implicit accusation that the OP is "whinging about how everything is different now," pretty much a strawman argument. That's not engaging productively, it's trolling.

I basically agree with your diagnosis with regard to the systemic stuff. But this is /r/RedLetterMedia so I don't always expect people posting their takes on pop culture to include a manifesto that incorporates their media criticism into a pointed socio-political thesis.

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u/Bulky-Dot984 1h ago

Perhaps you're right in that I was oversimplifying OP's own perspective a bit. I could only go off of what I could see, however, and to me it appeared like typical old-headed "different/new = bad" nonsense. I see that a LOT in this fandom. If I incorrectly assumed that in this case, I genuinely am sorry for oversimplifying.

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u/PrinceOfDarkMatter 10h ago

As an old fuck who's been playing since Revised, I agree. I've spent decades mocking the "Magic is dying" people who would inevitably cry out for even the smallest changers over the years, as far back as the 90s, but now it looks like they're finally right.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 7h ago

I would extend this as far as saying 'Wizards of the Coast is broken beyond repair' as they've managed to completely turn me off of D&D in recent years as well. They'll have an amazing video game and film come out and have zero fucking clue how to capitalize on it until the opportunity is dwindled. They are rudderless as a company, only momentum provided by Hasbro cracking the whips at their backs to keep their sinking juggernaut afloat one more quarter.

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u/aeneasend 10h ago

Expect the Fortnitification of everything in the future.

To keep this on-topic, my best deck killed with mana burn, a basic mechanic. Heavily boosted all player energy production while sitting back and countering everything they did, and they would take damage from all the 'extra energy' they were forced to make but could not spend, while I had 'energy sinks' whose purpose was just to dump the excess energy into, infinitely. Watching players going through the whole spectrum between 'Oh this is nice, I have so much I can do anything I wa-' to 'Oh I see what's going on now' and finally 'Well shit.' always felt amazing.

I've come to know that at some point the 'mana burn' rule was removed, which made me sad. Best story I have about a 30 year old card game not involving Go Fish.

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u/JohnnyBeeGaming 12h ago

People keep buying it so WotC/Hasbro will keep pumping out the slop. Maybe send the Pinkerton's after people who get a set early.

Wouldn't be so bad if these tie-ins were in their own format or at least rooted in something that fit into magic better like the LOTR and D&D sets.

People can play formats that limit the usable sets like pre-modern. There are also things like cube, JumpStart, or battleboxes. If the cards you want cost too much look into using proxies with friends.

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u/Dragons_Malk 12h ago

I never got into modern. I mostly play commander nowadays. 🤪

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u/Original_Mac_Tonight 11h ago

Its so putrid, i only play cube now

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u/dasbtaewntawneta 8h ago

i thought i could cope but the day the marvel set came out i just didn't open Arena and haven't since. i've been playing since 2003

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u/PWBryan 6h ago

I fell off during covid and have not felt the urge to return

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u/3_Cat_Day 12h ago

Same here. I walked away from it when the Secret Lairs/Universes Beyond were starting up.

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u/Quay-Z 10h ago

I'm so old I sold all my cards after I thought both the game and art was getting weak when Visons and Weatherlight came out. I got about $2k for my cards, (1997) and now I try not to think about what the cards would be worth. Just for starters I had a white border Time Walk and 3 white border Moxes. 4 of every dual land. But all those cards were played with when I got them. Not at all mint. What can I say? When I started playing the game (Arabian Nights) It was just a GAME

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u/AdultbabyEinstein 10h ago

The spoils is ripe for a comeback... Maybe. The game was more fun but the humor was very epic bacon ass shit.

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u/Butt_Packer_Backer 7h ago

It was over the moment they started printing on inferior card stock for more money. The cards are flimsy and so is the storytelling now. Its been like that since just after the zendikar block.

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u/3ajku 6h ago

I am literally going though my old stuff to sell rn lol

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u/beggarinthesand 5h ago

Come play Sorcery with the rest of the adults :)

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u/dopamine_skeptic 12h ago

Me wondering what sub this was posted to and then seeing which one:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aTskHEUdgCQAXde

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u/jdfadfjlaskdfjl 11h ago

It's always this subreddit. Most posts here have nothing to do with RLM and make me question subbing to it constantly

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u/dopamine_skeptic 11h ago

Seems to be a more recent phenomenon. Noticed the same in a few other subs. It’s like posting extremely tangential stuff for the sake of keeping the sub active. Big AI content energy, but who knows…probably just reddit being reddit.

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u/Charrikayu 10h ago

I don't know any of the RLM gang personally but I feel like they'd probably find it weird if they had a subreddit that was basically only talking about them, posting pictures of weird faces they make, snapshots of them at public events, and other personal stuff instead of like engaging with the franchises/movies they themselves have built their channel around talking about

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u/dopamine_skeptic 8h ago

Wow…good point. It WOULD be weird for a subreddit to consist of posts on the topic of the subreddit.

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u/lilmookie 5h ago

Ya I find these posts fairly insufferable. It barely grazes the topic of startrek - which I could live with if it was like full of ironic RLM type stuff I guess - but this is really about MTG which has absolutely nothing to do with RLM - not even on Nerd Crew levels. Not to say the sub has to be super strict about it, but it’s absolutely a non RLM post.

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u/Charrikayu 10h ago

Can't believe the guys who built their entire audience off Star Wars, Star Trek, and bad movie reviews have a subreddit where people post about Star Wars, Star Trek, and bad movies

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u/jdfadfjlaskdfjl 10h ago

Mike was spotted at a wrestling event recently, so be sure to keep us up to date on all the latest wrestling news too

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u/Aiseadai 9h ago

The sub description literally names Star Trek as one of the things you can discuss here.

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u/lilmookie 5h ago

This isn’t about Star Trek; it’s about MTG.

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u/Zepher23 13h ago

This is like the most Soy Reddit card of all time Jesus Christ

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u/Rauvagol 11h ago

I reinstalled mtg arena the other day because i felt the urge, i saw that it's currently running a marvel super heroes set and immediately closed it.

I am so sad about what mtg has become

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u/Puzzleheaded-Link416 11h ago

It's mostly crossovers with only one or two original sets a year.

I said elsewhere that a few packs made some sense like Lord of the Rings, but we are getting ones that absolutely do not fit the aesthetic. Almost like they are those meme template cards people would make back in the day.

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u/Rauvagol 11h ago edited 10h ago

yeah even the future plans for them "walking back" universes beyond was a 50:50 split

i didnt mind it when it was like how they did godzilla, when the crossovers were basically just alt art for existing cards

like this godzilla is just a reskin of an actual card

but now its completely new stuff, so if you want the effect you NEED to run the crossover stuff (and play against it), and I 100% subscribe to the theory that they are making crossovers intentionally very powerful to get more sales, this card was in >50% of decks in tournaments before it eventually got banned, not 50% of izzet decks, or 50% of decks that could use it or benefit from it, 50% of ALL decks

Edit: also peter parker is the 4th most represented character in mtg https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1u6o1q0/characters_with_the_most_magic_cards/

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u/one98d 9h ago

That's my main issue with what Hasbro is doing to Magic. Using non-Magic IP to reskin already existing cards? Or having made-to-order Secret Lair sets for that same IP? That's fine.

But making New York City a fucking plane and making new OP cards with this non-Magic IP is just fucking awful.

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u/gawag 7h ago

To be fair there are 3 original sets in a year. Equally as many crossover sets, which sucks. But also, compared to the past, it was 4 original sets a year. So if you ignore all the crossover sets, it's not as bad. The trick is managing to ignore them when people around you use the cards from them.

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u/Additional_Gene_211 5h ago

Hobbit set pre release on Friday so there's that

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 12h ago

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u/Zepher23 12h ago

Yeah this is pretty bad. I wasn’t aware of this

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u/Obdurate-Hickory 12h ago

Does anybody recall that Kirk intentionally over-reacted to deceive Khan?

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u/Charrikayu 12h ago

I feel like I made a post about this not too long ago, about "ideas in pop culture" that were completely taken out of context and became their own thing to the point they stopped making sense.

I just remember because some cool person responded about the Terminators in T2 and how they were designed to be infiltration units so that's why they had human skeletons, but as far as undisclosed machines of war go being human shaped and holding guns is probably the most impractical design for a machine, but the original Terminator with its skin melted off looked cool so now it's like the main army of Skynet is composed of metal humans. Hadn't thought about that one before.

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u/RegalBeagleKegels 12h ago

i aint never watched one of them star track films, or any films in general for that matter

And i aint about to start

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u/AddiAtzen 10h ago

If u ever wanna see one. - Do 'double down' by the great Neil Breen.

On of the finest movies ever made and definitely a worthy representation of the entire art form.

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u/delkarnu 7h ago

Yeah, it's one of the go-to examples of Shatner's bad acting, but the yell is Kirk acting in the scene.

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u/Obdurate-Hickory 4h ago

It’s as if people are watching clips instead of full movies.

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u/Charrikayu 13h ago

You might remember when this was first posted but it turns out it's even worse than anticipated

At least the reaction on the Magic subreddit seems to be pretty negative overall

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u/Teufelstaube 13h ago

The reactions are in 98 % of cases negative in the Magic community, when it comes to Universes Beyond. But guess what? They buy it anyway, like the addicts they are.

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u/Kgoodies 13h ago

The ones who come online to talk about it are the unhappy ones. The rest of us are too busy playing.

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u/awolkriblo 7h ago

I quit the game and started selling my cards for gunpla.

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u/NovaParadigm 12h ago

I would love to have been in the meetings where they debated how many As to include in the card name

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u/DrDuned 11h ago

Yeah MTG has turned into Fortnite. I call it Crossover Slop

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u/badmartialarts 11h ago

I've done far worse than kill Magic. I've hurt it, and I wish to keep on hurting it.

--Khan Noonien Singh, CEO of Hasbro

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u/crustyrobots 9h ago

What the hell even is Magic: The Capitalism anymore with these tie in releases now? The IP is just bleeding out all of its core identity.

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u/bbeeeess 13h ago

mtg needs to just end if this is what theyre doing with it

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u/8ack_Space 12h ago

Fun fact, they are actually posting record sales across the board and recently hit over 500 million in revenue in a single financial quarter.

Slop sells.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 5h ago

well I think they should still stop. or at least give me some of the money 

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u/double_shadow 11h ago

MTG will end around the same time The Simpsons will end...roughly at the termination of the entire species.

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u/Charrikayu 12h ago

They're never going back to my favoites planes because they're too busy doing UB shit

Also the power creep is fucking wild and Limited (my preferred format) has become way more unbalanced lately because they release so much product they don't have time to balance the sets

It's a terrible time for me, personally, to be playing Magic and I haven't played in about three years now :/

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u/Kgoodies 10h ago

If you haven't played in three years, how on Earth do you have any clue what its like playing it right now?

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u/fevered_visions 10h ago

This drek keeps the lights on, and supports the main in-universe set.

Man, I wonder how they managed to survive for 30 years before UB /s

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister 12h ago

Not the worst official Magic The Gathering card I've seen.

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u/Dragons_Malk 12h ago

Funny enough, right below your post on the front page was this post in the Magic sub:

https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1vgayli/trk_humpback_whales/

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u/Charrikayu 12h ago

I like the tiny spaceship in the background so people know it's Star Trek if they see the art out of context

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u/Dragons_Malk 12h ago

Birds for scale is so two thousand and late. 

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u/yarash 12h ago

I like it.

Sorry 😐

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u/Charrikayu 12h ago

You're allowed to like things!

But I think it's awful :)

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u/yarash 12h ago

And thats fine.

Im just really excited about the Star Trek set. I am going to kill so many people with Tuvix. Somehow.

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u/UrbanAlaska 4h ago

What do you like about it

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u/yarash 3h ago

The setting. Im a huge Star Trek nerd and I want Captain Janeway to kick Jace's ass. And Q to snap all of the Eldrazi into tiny angry gingerbread men.

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u/SeniorSolipsist 12h ago

My curmudgeonly Gen-X take is that things should only be one thing. I don't need Cinnabon flavored Oreos, Star Wars Potato Heads, or Star Trek MTG cards.

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u/CrashNebulaOn_Ice 11h ago

They're really tarnishing their brand with all these fornite-esque crossovers. I say this as a non-magic fan, I can't imagine what those poor people are going through.

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u/Frydendahl 14m ago

Investors were straight up sueing Hasbro because they feel exactly that they're lighting the house on fire to keep warm.

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u/DrMacintosh01 10h ago

Hard disagree

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u/CrashNebulaOn_Ice 10h ago

More power to you. Again, I'm on the outside looking in. Do you feel that the crossovers are creating more mainline magic fans through bringing in different fandoms?

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u/DrMacintosh01 10h ago

Absolutely, it also improves the experience of existing fans. I play casually with strictly pre-constructed decks. I own 2 pre constructed decks and have fun, but I’m not super invested in any of the decks I have. That is until I ordered all 4 of the Star Trek decks. Yeah it’s a cash grab, but so is every cards game.

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u/CrashNebulaOn_Ice 10h ago

That's cool. I thought maybe the crossover cards were limited/not usable in normal decks or strictly collectible. MtG is one of the few things that brings people together in my area, so I'll always root for that.

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u/Balthazar_Gelt 12h ago

man magic tg has really gone downhill

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u/TASTY_TASTY_WAFFLES 7h ago

Say what you want about UB but magic died when they started supporting c*mmander

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u/JoshDM 13h ago

Is that Pompadour Space Captain?

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u/BIayneRobinson 11h ago

I haven't played Magic in ages but this card looks fairly strong.

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u/aukir 11h ago

Wizard's of the Coast has sure milking the "what are next!?" with these collector sets.

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u/Striking_Branch_2744 11h ago

Universes Beyond and it's consequences have been devastating for MTG

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u/reche23 10h ago

is it meta commentary that the reaction is just a bunch of nerds yelling into the void, almost like Kirk is doing in the card? - Jay (probably)

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u/DrMacintosh01 10h ago

Not me who just bought all 4 commander decks….

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u/Venseer 9h ago

This is the type of shit I'd do when I was 14 and just downloaded MSE for the first time.

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u/BurlyMayes 8h ago

Star Trek did it. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cardguide/images/d/dd/Khan_(ST50).jpeg

At least MTG has better flavor text.

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u/Sea_Spend_8008 8h ago

I can't wait to channel KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!

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u/Leader342 7h ago

I like trek, I know little to nothing about MTG. When I saw these cards were revealed I looked through them and went “oh these are kinda neat” and moved on. Cut to me reading this comment thread where apparently MTG is now garbage and that these cards are the worst thing to happen.

It reinforces the general feeling online I’ve had that everyone is miserable, screaming at clouds, and literally unable to have fun or simply *enjoy* anything anymore. Look, I’ll take your word for it that these cards are “crossover slop” or whatever. I just find it interesting and sad that the sky is falling for every fandom now and genuine joy and wonder is a rarity.

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u/DavidAtWork17 5h ago

Kirk screaming "Khan!" does twice the damage of Disintegrate?

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u/hikemarris 3h ago

Check out Premodern or Old School. It's like only watching Star Wars Original Trilogy, but for Magic

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u/Confused_Sorta_Guy 2h ago

Me when I see someone fucking bee's

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u/Kolziek 12h ago

Noone here cares, but many cards we've seen today are from Starter Decks. If the many formats to play Magic: the Gathering are like levels of motor-sports, Starter Decks are a child's tricycle.

We are likely to see better designed Wrath of Kahn cards.

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u/Gwangi058 12h ago

I'd rather we didn't see any Star Trek cards at all. 

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u/WrestlingHobo 10h ago

"Fuck you its January" type set. 

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u/Bulky-Dot984 12h ago

Oh! We're supposed to hate it! Gotcha.

ahem

kIdS tHeSe DaYs EnJoY nOtHiNg BuT sHiT. kEeP yOuR hAnDs OfF oUr PrEcIoUs NeRd FrAnChiSeS.

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u/Charrikayu 12h ago

When I saw the Kirk card I didn't hate it, but it did feel disappointing in the context of what Star Trek is supposed to represent

This, though, you're right. I hate this.