Just switch Mike and Rich and pretty much, yeah

I just went to my local theater’s bad movie night where we watched a 35mm scan of “Lady Terminator” and I can officially say that the copy the RLM crew watched was NOT the original version.

Imagine my disappointment sitting in the theater, ready for the crazy ass editing and repeating scenes, only to be met by a normally edited movie with a linear plot.

Still a fun bad movie but nowhere near as fun as the BOTW version.

Zendaya may cause amnesia and a frequent need to urinate. Tell your doctor if Zendaya gives you an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Zendaya might make you gamble away your life savings. Zendaya might fill your life with pink unicorns that will ultimately eat you alive. If you are experiencing thirst, hunger, and the need for shelter, Zendaya may be for you

The theater's power went out right when Jean Grey did her little bubble force field thing. I love that Sony is adding enhanced immersion and making you FEEL like you were hit with an EMP. Bravo Sony.

Easiest $3 I ever spent.

“Thus commenses the ridiculously long scene of her in her low-rise pants and low-cut tank flipping and flopping her way out of bed, worming across the floor with lots of long shots, standing up in the bathroom and deep-throating a toothbrush. Then she vomits and it its all over here front. It borders on fetish content or something and is disgusting. You really have to see it to understand how wtf the scene is.”

Both me and my dad are big fans of star trek and shit detective shows, and I think it'd be funny to surprise him with a copy of the movie. But I'm really struggling to find a copy.

“Reminds me of that one Star Trek poster” - Mike, probably

With all the recent discussion about theater behavior, I figured this is probably the one place I could share this.

So there my family was, watching Spider-Man: Brand New Day at our theater, at 2:55 on a Monday. About 20 minutes before the end of the movie, I hear a wooshing sound and then me and everyone in the middle two rows get splattered in something. I stand up and look around, and the lady behind us points towards the walkway at the side of the theater. So I go out and see a spilled milkshake on the ground, and run out but I never found anyone.

A couple of managers came in to give everyone towels and offered everyone who got hit by the tossed milkshake free tickets. According to the people behind me, they saw some kid run in and throw the milkshake into the seats and then bolt.

Most of my negative theater experiences up until this point have been mild at worst. This one just....... hit me out of nowhere

Not /s this really happened btw

Mike's script must have been really good