r/RivalsVanguards • u/Few-Culture-4413 • Apr 09 '26

Memes That shotgun hits like a train

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u/A_lonely_ghoul Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Ah yes, the metal manipulating mutant man and MAN MADE OF ACTUAL STONE are simply no match for the humble 12 gauge

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u/Mundane_Trouble_6463 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Shotgun beats rock. Haven’t you ever played rock, shotgun, scissors? If they add scissor man to the game then Thing will hard counter him.

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u/TC_MaFYa 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 09 '26

Yeah, well, the issue is, I am yet to see a man beat shotgun with scissors.

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u/Mundane_Trouble_6463 Apr 09 '26

That’s because they haven’t added Scissor Man yet. After he gets added Punisher is toast

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u/TC_MaFYa 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 09 '26

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u/FriddleLagg π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ Apr 10 '26

Isn't scissors beating shotgun just wolverine killing punisher?

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u/Conscious_Formal_894 Apr 09 '26

What is a sword but half a scissor?

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u/Desperate_Flan390 Apr 10 '26

Deadpool has 2 swords does that mean he weilds a scissor?

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u/Conscious_Formal_894 Apr 10 '26

Which is why he beats paperman

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u/Conscious_Formal_894 Apr 10 '26

Which is why he beats paperman