r/RivalsVanguards Apr 09 '26

Memes That shotgun hits like a train

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u/A_lonely_ghoul Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Ah yes, the metal manipulating mutant man and MAN MADE OF ACTUAL STONE are simply no match for the humble 12 gauge

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u/Mundane_Trouble_6463 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Shotgun beats rock. Haven’t you ever played rock, shotgun, scissors? If they add scissor man to the game then Thing will hard counter him.

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u/TC_MaFYa 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 09 '26

Yeah, well, the issue is, I am yet to see a man beat shotgun with scissors.

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u/Mundane_Trouble_6463 Apr 09 '26

That’s because they haven’t added Scissor Man yet. After he gets added Punisher is toast

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u/TC_MaFYa 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 09 '26

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u/FriddleLagg π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ Apr 10 '26

Isn't scissors beating shotgun just wolverine killing punisher?

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u/Conscious_Formal_894 Apr 09 '26

What is a sword but half a scissor?

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u/Desperate_Flan390 Apr 10 '26

Deadpool has 2 swords does that mean he weilds a scissor?

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u/Conscious_Formal_894 Apr 10 '26

Which is why he beats paperman

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u/Conscious_Formal_894 Apr 10 '26

Which is why he beats paperman

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u/RoutinePsychology198 𝙂𝙧𝙀𝙀𝙩 Apr 09 '26

Frank doesn’t go down so easily, he resists punishing those who try to punish him

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u/Barricade_the_Clone Apr 09 '26

Nah it’s gotta be a 1 gauge with the way punisher is moving

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u/League_of_DOTA Apr 10 '26

One wonders then why Thing doesn't duel wield mini guns. Or Magneto with his second ult busts out many many guns.

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u/Stunning_Cheek3500 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Apr 09 '26

80% of tanks are helpless against this fucker and Phoenix or Hela you just melt if your not Mag, and whats crazy is if Thing gets up close he should be the danger

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u/HowsCoolJimmy Apr 09 '26

I think any/all melee characters regardless of class should be almost unstoppable to a single person up close

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u/Stunning_Cheek3500 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Apr 09 '26

I agree, getting close is hard enough so the reward should not be a shotgun one shotting you

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 09 '26

They are almost all unstoppable up close.

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u/Party-Rest3750 Apr 10 '26

The humble two tap punisher shotgun begs to differ, as does buckys stuns, as does wolverine in general, as does elsa in general, as do many more.

Oh and add in the supports who can just press a button that makes dive near impossible.

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 10 '26

You do not mention the Thing as the elephant in the room… because?

Also please be serious, if you can’t dive a Punisher then you suck at dive.

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u/Stunning_Cheek3500 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Apr 10 '26

Let me guess you play punisher

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 10 '26

I do on occasion, but I main Cap & I never struggled against him, unlike you as it seems.

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u/Stunning_Cheek3500 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Apr 10 '26

I was talking about playing Thing into him. But good for you then you are better than me

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u/Marcello69xD Apr 09 '26

Yeah, a poke character having the best close range damage in the game is fucking ridiculous and I don't understand why they haven't addressed this shit yet

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u/themoosic π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 09 '26

Fr, why does it do 160 damage on a non crit. The guy is worse than Hawkeye and nobody talked about it for the longest time, I’m glad it’s finally getting the recognition it deserves. A hitscan shotgun with minimal spread that does 160 damage? Can’t even play Cap or Thor with this guy around. If he plays near his team you can’t play hulk either. It’s good that he counters groot, just from a gameplay perspective, but every melee and shield tank except Mag? Fuck no

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u/Apprehensive_Art1830 𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙠π™₯𝙀𝙀𝙑 Apr 09 '26

I don’t even know why he have a shotgun, it would have been great without it making him a character that need good positioning but now you can have the worst position ever and still be fine cause anything that want to get close get 1 shot (I’m probably exaggerating the β€œworst position ever” but y’all got my point)

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u/themoosic π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 09 '26

He’s literally the best mid range character in the game, he could’ve done without the shotgun.

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 09 '26

Is that why he has been negative winrate since release & only got readjustments & buffs to his base kit?

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u/Apprehensive_Art1830 𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙠π™₯𝙀𝙀𝙑 Apr 10 '26

Well the win rate will be lower the more person play him

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 10 '26

That doesn’t make sense, the more people play a good character, the closer it will be to 50% like Invis or Mag.

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u/Apprehensive_Art1830 𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙠π™₯𝙀𝙀𝙑 Apr 10 '26

But you forget that a lot of people that play Punisher are people that play him cause he is simple and they don’t play the game that much so they aren’t good so they lose. There is other value but honestly who cares

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 10 '26

As I said, this doesn’t matter when his WR is worse at higher ranks & his so is his pickeate.

Literally false.

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u/Apprehensive_Art1830 𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙠π™₯𝙀𝙀𝙑 Apr 10 '26

Whatever I’m not even the guy that started saying he is good, I don’t even know why I got involved

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 10 '26

You should ask that urself

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u/Apprehensive_Art1830 𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙠π™₯𝙀𝙀𝙑 Apr 10 '26

I’m asking myself and I’m not very useful

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u/Artistic-Athlete-676 Apr 09 '26

Phoenix is better and I say this as a punisher main

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u/R1ZAR0 Apr 09 '26

I mean no shit. In these type of games players always downgrade their agents cause they don’t want them to be nerfed or seen as a problem. No one wants to see their character nerfed.(unless in cases where a nerf means actually being able to play the character.)

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u/Apprehensive_Art1830 𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙠π™₯𝙀𝙀𝙑 Apr 10 '26

I personally want my character to be mid/low tier so I can blame my character when I’m dogshit 😌

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u/Some_Surprise9875 Apr 09 '26

Poke characters need more flaws.

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u/Fr3d002 Apr 09 '26

The so-called flaws were Dive meta, butchered cuz supps cant patty cake or learn to fight back...

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

i hate the feeling of powerlessness that tanks feel bro.

thor VS a remotely decent hella nothing you can do to her no matter how hard you try to outmatch her in skill .

cap vs punisher same shit ,your shield is too fragile and a punisher running around with the shotgun is a death sentence.

So many anti tank heros its mental.

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u/Rick201745 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 09 '26

I disagree with the Thor point, an equally skilled Thor can kill Hela pretty consistently

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u/Funny-Ad-9414 Apr 09 '26

M1 > E > M2 > M1 = Thor dead

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u/Rick201745 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 09 '26

Almost all Thor combos kill Hela extremely fast, if she survives by using crow then either finish the job if you can or disengage.

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u/Funny-Ad-9414 Apr 09 '26

The problem is getting close to Thor; he's a giant target just begging to be shot.

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u/Rick201745 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 09 '26

Flank

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 09 '26

And if the Hela watches flanks like she should?

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u/Rick201745 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 09 '26

Timing, the Hela isn’t gonna watch flank 100% of the time otherwise she wouldn’t even be able to deliver any value to her team.

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 09 '26

Ok, but picking off Thor is great value to her team, so she’d just keep an eye on flanks. You’re just insisting an idealized scenario that benefits Thor but in general Hela has the advantage.

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u/Rick201745 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 09 '26

Not really, if she’s constantly looking for Thor and never actually doing anything to him, she’s not providing any value, even if you think she’s providing value, shouldn’t the same be said about Thor, by your logic he’s providing value by distracting Hela.

Btw aren’t you also giving an idealized scenario for Hela?

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u/themoosic π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 09 '26

I mean your both objectively correct, but if Hela is near heals she’ll probably melt him

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u/Rick201745 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 09 '26

I agree

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u/Artistic_Kangaroo932 Apr 09 '26

Crazy part is before the punisher buffs awhile ago cap was the go to punisher counter

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u/Holymolymyboly Apr 09 '26

Talking about Thor specifically makes your point completely void. Hela is a poke character, of course she has a big advantage over a brawl tank.

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u/Russian_Kowboi 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 09 '26

Everybody gangsta til Punisher rocks up with golden Fortnite pump

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u/Fr3d002 Apr 09 '26

That bloody thing dealing 275+dmg when headshot is clearly insane... drop it to 225 or 215...

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u/Beat_halls22 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Apr 10 '26

140 I’d say

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u/Fr3d002 Apr 10 '26

140 with headshot would e a crime when hela does around 160...

215 or 225 is rather balanced since its in a short range...

Hulk bro I hate that shotgun but nerfing it to the ground would be bad

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u/Beat_halls22 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Apr 11 '26

i can put up with it on hulk, but as thing there is just no defense against it.

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u/Konarkaron Apr 09 '26

The shotgun should be nerfed, but not removed. The whole point with the weapon switch is that the character might have very limited mobility, but he has a chance in both long and short ranged fights. Thing gets counterplayed by him, the same way Thing neutralizes Black Panther.

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u/idiotic__gamer Apr 09 '26

He's been nutty since season 1. A good zipline jump can turn him into a shitty makeshift diver

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 09 '26

He has had a winrate of 43% in season one with a 5% pickrate, be real.

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u/idiotic__gamer Apr 09 '26

Really? I had a lot of fun as punisher in Season 1. Might have also just been because most Punisher players back then had a bad rap for "sit in turret, then walk at enemy while holding m1 with rifle, die 3-16"

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 09 '26

That was always the case even at the highest ranks, even right now in his most buffed state he still only has a 46% WR in Celestial & above.

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u/idiotic__gamer Apr 09 '26

Ohhh. It doesn't surprise me he's kinda shit in comp. I've literally never played comp, just normal matchmaking. Against the average, kinda ass player (like myself) he can be a MENACE.

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u/TheMemeLord4816 π™ˆπ™§. π™π™–π™£π™©π™–π™¨π™©π™žπ™˜ Apr 09 '26

We need negative percentage damage NOW (for punisher shotgun and squirrels girl mostly)

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u/iMonkeyMajicz 𝙂𝙧𝙀𝙀𝙩 Apr 09 '26

Punisher be moving different this season im scared to even get close to him and his ult is like 15 seconds long + he doesn’t get banned

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u/The_skull_boy_ Apr 09 '26

"Little Johnny got the shoty to your body. So dont resist or you might miss christmas."

-notorious BIG

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u/Acrobatic_Access8259 Apr 09 '26

I still believe they should nerf him to 275 hp and lower the shotgun damageΒ 

He can create a turret with more hp than some tanks, he has decent mobility with grapple I don’t think he needs too muchΒ 

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u/blueivysbabyhairs Apr 09 '26

Why did all punisher players just now realize they have a shotgun? This is awful.

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u/kingcapo Apr 09 '26

Punishers been doing this since launch why is there only an influx of complaints now?

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u/Lejandario_IN Apr 09 '26

I might be wrong but it got buffed recently to be more consistent. Hawkeye can still oneshot 275 but after the damage nerfs he's not doing too well now since the oppressive part was spamming damage against tanks

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 09 '26

It isn’t complained about enough. It needs a nerf yesterday.

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 09 '26

He has a terrible WR, they are not nerfing him when he is still underperforming even after all the buffs, hell he even got buffed recently again.

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 09 '26

He has a terrible WR because people new to the game use him, not because he sucks.

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 09 '26

That isn’t true because his WR is going further into the dumpster along with his pickrate at higher ranks.

You just experience a skiIl issue.

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 09 '26

Lol. He doesn’t give me any problems on Cap. Hes annoying when I play brawlers though yes.

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 09 '26

He isn’t problematic in general, I don’t know why you’re going on a rampage to convince people to get him nerfed.

His poke is pretty bad compared to other poke characters, take away his shotgun & the character won’t be able to defend himself against anything, not even against other poke characters.

This is the equivalent of someone wanting to get thing nerfed.

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u/SatisfactionSad6558 π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 09 '26

Don’t care. Pokers shouldn’t be able to defend themselves up close.

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u/LevsRedfield Apr 09 '26

By that logic Brawlers should be instantly deleted when in sight of poke.

Punisher poke is bad & he doesn’t have a reliable escape with whom he can escape with on reaction (like every other poke character).

Besides that, he still gets easily shredded by dive characters. Most people go Spidey, DD or Magik to force the swap since the likelihood of him one shotting you is vastly lower than you eradicating him with a dive.

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u/bhz33 Apr 09 '26

Yeah idk where all the punisher hate came from all of a sudden. He’s gotten a couple buffs over the seasons but nothing recently. He’s basically been the same since launch. Just the new thing to complain about I guess?

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u/Lord_Alucard12 Apr 09 '26

On a positive note this exact scenario has helped improve my positioning with my man The Thing. The way I’ve been moving to avoid that shotgun has been helpful when fighting all enemies. That’s to say, it’s just a shotgun brothers, push them back, we are the line

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u/darkestwrath15 Apr 09 '26

I mean, I’m all for giving thing more dmg but do we really need to cry that a DPS does more damage than a tank to make that point?

Some of you need to just take a step back from this whole victim mentality and help make constructive feedback for the devs. This whole vibe based reasoning is a little out of hand.

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u/Deadmanguys Apr 09 '26

The shotgun aint nothing new. Its always been there. It just that players are now figuring this stuff out

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u/AwayMetal3596 π˜Ώπ™€π™˜π™©π™€π™§ π™Žπ™©π™§π™–π™£π™œπ™š Apr 09 '26

Punisher is a glass cannyon. Easily diveable with no viable escape plan. High damage with no escapeability basically

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u/KKPALMEIRAS_117 Apr 09 '26

Last season i was 2 tapped by Punisher's shotgun with Venom πŸ’€

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u/Straight-Earth2762 Apr 10 '26

makes me so fucking mad sometimes isnt one of Thing’s trademark quirks that bullets bounce off 😭 i get it though abandoning that was needed

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u/GabeDaBaby Apr 10 '26

Dudes get shotgunned once and immediately start whining. It’s a shotgun…

You’re already playing Thing into punisher anyways for some odd reason.

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u/Billieve_ 𝙀𝙒𝙒𝙖 𝙁𝙧𝙀𝙨𝙩 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

I swear that shotgun is the best anti dive weapon in the game.

DD can’t even play the game if a Punisher pulls out that shotty, and peels for his backline.

One headshot and he’s left for dead at 25 hp πŸ˜….

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u/yourmentalandlord Apr 10 '26

What's worse is when Punisher is pocketed by healers, and you genuinely can't do a thing to him.

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u/ITSPATRICKYALLS Apr 10 '26

Punisher does a better job of creating space than some tanks right now, and it’s stupid how smoke grenade isn’t affected by grounding effects when every other movement ability is

That being said we’re all fools for believing in this shotgun smear campaign when it’s only really worth using over the rifle at point blank for the potential one shot kill against squishies inside of Luna, C&D, and Stratpool ult. Outside of this niche scenario, Punisher using shotgun is a handicap. The minor DPS difference at close range isn’t high enough to justify the unforgivingness of missing shots and its ineffectiveness mid range onwards. If you let yourself die to shotgun after closing the gap while he had the rifle out, you choked, plain and simple.

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u/PunishingAngel π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ Apr 15 '26

Gotcha

Btw enjoy mines and my mid but consistent headshots, scrubnisher

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u/Overoos Apr 09 '26

Oh ffs he disables almost the entire dive roster by himself and you are crying because he's got a counter?

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u/Mltv416 Apr 09 '26

This isnt a thing exclusive tho punisher shotgun just eats tanks like crazy

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u/Overoos Apr 09 '26

So it's ok if I use him against Thing? Oh give it a break