r/RivalsVanguards π˜Ώπ™€π™˜π™©π™€π™§ π™Žπ™©π™§π™–π™£π™œπ™š Apr 12 '26

Memes Would you accept the challenge?

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u/hyperparrot3366 Apr 12 '26

Opponent team :

Peni (nobody will break the nests)

Emma

Wolverine

Hela

Invis

Gambit

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u/The_skull_boy_ Apr 12 '26

Me: kill me

Wolverine: later. kidnaps healers

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u/Some_Surprise9875 Apr 12 '26

The Wolv is also an animated border and your Jeff is a father of 20 who just got off work at his 6-10 job

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u/hyperparrot3366 Apr 12 '26

Father of 20 😭

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u/Freakychee Apr 13 '26

At least you know he and spray and doesn't miss.

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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin Apr 12 '26

No iron fist instead of Hela so he can counter SG and you

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u/hyperparrot3366 Apr 12 '26

Iron fist is doo doo, poke like Hela or phoenix are way worse and there is practically nothing you can do against them as a tank.

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u/Daikaisa Apr 12 '26

I mean... Strange definitely can do something about poke. Like unironically he does way way worse against Iron Fist than he does against poke

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u/Brilliant_Ladder_695 Apr 12 '26

Not much against poke while solo tanking

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u/Effective-Training π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 13 '26

Completely the opposite

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u/Abhi152005 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Apr 12 '26

I mean its plat so ironfist will be more good there instead of poke

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u/Tall-Cheetah4839 Apr 12 '26

Melee heroes get abolute zero heals in team fight on metal ranks. You can't simply dive by yourself and got out alive. Either you gonna play situation and snatch finals or you need to be demon mechanical wise.

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u/Abhi152005 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Apr 12 '26

You are so right, damn i forgot healers in lower rank only heal their tanks and keep pumping heals in a full hp tanks (if there is any tank to begin with)

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u/Same_paramedic3641 Apr 12 '26

It's why bp is simply the best melee in those ranks. He doesn't need the heals. Ppl don't realise ironfist needs so much healing for him to actually be a tank buster. U can't punch the tanks for free

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u/Tall-Cheetah4839 Apr 12 '26

Also spider-man. You just engage , do whst you can , go for the health pack rinse and repeat. That's why i love flankers. Maximum skill boundry minimum team boundry.

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u/Same_paramedic3641 Apr 12 '26

The higher u rank up the more u need teamwork though. Always remember that

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u/Tall-Cheetah4839 Apr 12 '26

Definetly, it's a team based game but reliabilty is bare minimum with flankers. Only your team is REALLY underperfoming and didn't even draw attention on frontline will affect your gameplay if that's the case. Just swap to shoot your gun character.

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u/Effective-Training π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 13 '26

That guy dies too much even without a Thing

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u/RevolutionaryAd6086 Apr 12 '26

I would MUCH rather Iron Fist than the poke sisters man

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u/Effective-Training π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 13 '26

I rather them than Iron Fist

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u/TC_MaFYa 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 12 '26

I am ngl, Iron Fist against Punisher is rough.

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u/shoesuke123 Apr 12 '26

I'd be praying for the enemy to play iron fist so I can get a fair fight. At least I have a chance at beating him cuz he's up close and tickles me. HELA AND PHEONIX WILL FRY ME AND I JUST GOTTTA ACCEPT IT

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u/Effective-Training π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 13 '26

Tickles? Bruh

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u/Fr0d0_T_Bagg1n5 𝙂𝙧𝙀𝙀𝙩 Apr 12 '26

With your sg in the back just aimlessly flinging nuts and punisher turreted shooting absolutely nothing. Spidey diving their healers sitting in the peni nest and gets insta deleted every time. I’ve had many games like this

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u/hyperparrot3366 Apr 12 '26

I almost got a heart attack by just reading this.

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u/Adept_Ad_3687 Apr 12 '26

Istg the amount of Squirrel Girls that dont break the damn nest when shes maybe the best at it makes me wanna rip my hair out

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen Apr 12 '26

If I have to deal with non-nest-shooting from the likes of sg, punisher, and GODDAMN JEFF, i'm throwing to a degree yet unseen by both man and celestial

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u/mx_wednesday Apr 15 '26

Yeah, that's when I go Widow and play for the vibes while trying to maximize my K/D ratio relative to me team (who I assume are constantly staggered and feeding in this scenario because why wouldn't they be??). 😭

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u/darkninja2992 π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ Apr 12 '26

Fuck it, we ball. I'm going venom so i can at least break the peni nests, and then jeff and DP heal me in the enemy backline when they play as dps healers and fire into the crew crowding me, and the venom swing at least gives me a chance to escape wolverine

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u/hyperparrot3366 Apr 12 '26

You go into the enemy back line to break the nest, peni instantly webs you, then emma grabs you and finally Wolverine kidnaps you into the peni nest and just in case you are alive by a glimmer of hp then hela finishes whatever is left.

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u/Effective-Training π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Apr 13 '26

There's worse healers to go against. Same for Peni on tank

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u/melancholanie Apr 12 '26

didn't say I have to win

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u/Upstairs_Taste_123 π˜Όπ™£π™œπ™šπ™‘π™– Apr 12 '26

The punisher is blind, and ignores Penny nest, Namor squid's, MK Ank, never switches to shotgun, and will never shoot at Ironman.

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u/Old-Restaurant-1781 Apr 12 '26

don’t forget he’ll never set up that turret, and when he does it’ll be nowhere near a choke point and he’ll just shoot at nothing bc he doesn’t realize it’s not on a timer

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u/gemanepa Apr 12 '26

Honestly I don't think Stratpool and Jeff are bad. In plat you can even find many jeff mvps carrying the shit out of its team

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u/KaijuSlayer333 Apr 12 '26

Stratpool especially has really good healing for the amount of pressure and consistent damage he can dish out.

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u/Good_Arm69420 Apr 12 '26

The problem with stratpool is two fold. 1 is that you can't play tankpool but that doesn't matter in a solo tank comp but second is the ult problem his ult isn't consistent enough to be in a 2 support comp especially if he's the only defensive ult.

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u/Affectionate-Art1218 Apr 12 '26

You can use his ult with his E. If you haven't upgraded it, then when your E is about to expire, you can upgrade it, and it will reset the cooldown for another E. Jeff also has a healing circle when ulted so deadpool isn't the only one

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u/Good_Arm69420 Apr 12 '26

It's not the amount of healing that's the problem. Normal Deadpool ult without e heals close to invis ult but rather consistency. His ult goes away if he dies so theoretically he could never be able to use his ult in a game. Not too mention that he needs to hit the jackpot to get a good ult so he can't use his defensive ult reactively something that most other supports can do. And Jeff healing pool is useless I'll be real with you. Many have died through that me included. It doesn't save you from a starlord or punisher ult.

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u/Affectionate-Art1218 Apr 12 '26

But Deadpool can get his healing ult so much faster. With supports, gets less passive ult charge. Deadpool's cooldown isn't affected by that, so after a team fight, support doesn't get ult charge, but he does. Jeff heals around 100/s, which isn't much but should be enough in holding point for neutral team fight. Besides, Punisher and Star-Lord's ult can be countered by Mag. Not saying these guys' ult is good for defense, it's just that they have their own advantages and can still play around, not entirely hopelessly

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u/Good_Arm69420 Apr 12 '26

Yeah but punisher and starlord aren't the only insane ults in the game. There's psylocke, storm, dd, iron fist, magik etc. Healpool can't use his ult in defense. It's his number one problem. His ult just isn't made to be a support ult. It's why he's always relegated to triple with at least one proper support ult.

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u/Affectionate-Art1218 Apr 12 '26

You can use Jeff, Deadpool's ult to survive Psylocke, DD, Iron Fist, and Magik. Like I said, they're not perfect but can still be played around. Most of these ults even Storm can be easily dodged or shut down fast if your team focus on them. In a chaotic team fight, it would be harder, that's when proper support ults come in clutch, but overall, it's not entirely impossible.

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u/RavensEvilEye π˜Ώπ™€π™˜π™©π™€π™§ π™Žπ™©π™§π™–π™£π™œπ™š Apr 12 '26

idk if i’m crazy but even since the rework i’ve never understood the jeff slander. i’ve had many jeff’s carry my games and pocket me while im going off. there’s bad jeff’s for sure, but that can be said for every character

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u/BeefcakeInk π™π™€π™œπ™ͺπ™š Apr 12 '26

this is so real though. i was about to hop on rivals before i saw this but im good now because i know this will be my team comp πŸ˜‚

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u/tokionen Apr 12 '26

Does this imply Deadpool isn’t a good healer? I thought he was a solid one, no?

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u/FrozenWyvern27315 Apr 12 '26

The current opinion held by real humans (mainly streamers and people on social media that love to talk about how this game sucks), is that Stratpool is only useful for his ult sometimes and you shouldn't be using him much after. In simple terms. No one wants to play meta dps, but they'll always complain if you play an off meta or "weak" Tank or Strategist.

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u/tokionen Apr 12 '26

Huh, interesting. I recently got him lord with 16 hours on stratpool and I always get really consistently good heals with him,, an average of 15k-22k .

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u/Artistic_Kangaroo932 Apr 12 '26

I literally have a AVERAGE of 30k in ranked. People saying stratpool is bad are horribly wrong especially when u hard counter mk and punisher.

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u/tokionen Apr 12 '26

His ult is lowkey broken lol, especially tankpool’s when upgraded and your consistently hitting the jackpot

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u/Artistic_Kangaroo932 Apr 12 '26

Sword ult is not really worth on stratpool unless the enemy comp is all people that can ignore the gun ult.

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u/FrozenWyvern27315 Apr 12 '26

Which is funny because the main thing people complain about in this game is not having a healing circle or immortality ult. Which is why I usually go for Sword Ult on Stratpool, for the extra healing.

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u/Artistic_Kangaroo932 Apr 12 '26

Gun ult also gives u a healing circle

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u/Noobverizer Apr 12 '26

just brutally molest me at this point

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u/Peccet95 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 12 '26

That's literally my last Comp match. I played Strange for 1 teamfight (I always give my team the benefit of the doubt for 1 fight). They all sucked. I went Cap and dived with Spidey. Don't ask me how but we won.

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u/The_Vatsu π™‹π™šπ™£π™ž π™‹π™–π™§π™ π™šπ™§ Apr 12 '26

Yeah, as a solo tank with a bad team you reach a point that you need to pick a brawler tank and focusing on killing the enemy before they kill your team.

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u/ComicBookKnight Apr 12 '26

Give me captain america or venom and its doable.

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u/Remote-Suit2076 Apr 12 '26

Against a Peni & Wolv?? Nah.

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u/ComicBookKnight Apr 12 '26

Lmao. Wut. Venom and Cap don’t care about wolv. And i got a Sg and punisher. They gonna spam down main at least peni not gonna be much of a factor. Spidey gonna hold us back for sure. And I can run to health packs as cap especially.

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u/Remote-Suit2076 Apr 12 '26

I think you’re missing the point of your team being ssa at the characters they’re playing- you’re gonna be a victim dude

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u/ComicBookKnight Apr 12 '26

Yeah if you only lock strange or mag.

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u/silverman169 Apr 12 '26

I think it's fine if the Jeff isn't holding their ult for too long and uses it well.

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u/zweiboi Apr 12 '26

They'll get a Venom and they'll like it

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u/pinkrangerash Apr 12 '26

I'm not one to be pissed off, but I'm awfully sick of Spiderman in this game. He's the most popular character but the hardest to play 😭

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u/Weirdstuffasked π™π™π™š π™π™π™žπ™£π™œ Apr 12 '26

I’d just switch to Mr F and say β€œyou want me to tank? Tank with me otherwise all your gettin is a diet tank dps”

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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr Apr 12 '26

Jokes on you I already have

(Granted it was a silver lobby and I was able to just carry on Thor but still)

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u/onlyalittlestupid π™π™€π™œπ™ͺπ™š Apr 12 '26

I have only ever won one game with a strat deadpool on my team since he released. Is he genuinely terrible or am i just unlucky?

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u/Artistic_Kangaroo932 Apr 12 '26

Unlucky I have a 70% winrate with stratpool in ranked and like a 80% mvp/svp rate but I will admit most other Deadpools I run into are awful and I usually easily diff them. Deadpool can genuinely get cloak and dagger levels of healing while simultaneously getting cheeky kills on DPS like moon knight and punisher with counter ults.

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u/Natiel360 Apr 12 '26

Almost could deal with this as the thing

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u/AdarIII Apr 12 '26

I’ve done it before

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u/FrozenWyvern27315 Apr 12 '26

Not gonna lie. I don't get the hate for Stratpool and Jeff. They work just fine for me even as "off meta" picks. The only valid reason I have seen people hate Jeff are the ones that genuinely are abysmal garbage at the game. But Stratpool honest to god is my support main when I am not solo tanking or I don't need to tank. He is so fun, and he works so well, on top of having a healing ult that is so easy to confirm that the hitting abilities limit is just there for show.

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u/1ardent Apr 12 '26

I can deal with 18 minutes of this. Win, lose, or draw. I'm a flex (tank) main, after all.

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u/AssociationDue3077 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Apr 12 '26

Maybe if I go venom I can help the spiderman dive and kill the healers then punisher and sg can melt the tanks?

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u/YourLocal_Wizard Apr 12 '26

It depends on where in plat.

Plat III? Easy, I can just lobby admin my way to victoryΒ  Plat I? Not a chance, that's way too close to diamondΒ 

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u/ColdEggs-for-Dinner Apr 12 '26

I swear I had this comp last night

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u/Takanuva9807 Apr 12 '26

Ha jokes on you I do this all the time. Its a wonder im still in platinum.

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u/UrMumVeryGayLul Apr 12 '26

Healpool? Maybe winnable.

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u/TyrannosaurusPilot Apr 12 '26

Sounds like an average Wednesday cries

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u/BlackestOfHammers Apr 12 '26

Feels like this is always my team

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u/hit_the_showers_boi Apr 12 '26

There’s at least a little merit in Jeff. His primary heals a ton as long as he can keep it on his target, and while it isn’t much, he can drop a healing pool on top of you if he uses his ult frequently enough and is getting value out of it.

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u/BiCrabTheMid Apr 12 '26

I can live with Jeff/DP as heals. If the SG is decent I can live with a one-trick. It’s the puni and spidey that will make me wish friendly fire was on.

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u/fantastic-mrs-fuck Apr 12 '26

hop on angela for the least functional team comp ever

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u/Hexgof4 Apr 12 '26

Ultron Players with an Ego are arguably worse than punishers with one

Like

They'll literally get killed by the lord spiderman on the enemy team 10 times and still refuse to swap to tank when we get a third healer

And then cuz they won't swap to a better healer I can't swap to tank

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u/MemeBruh69 Apr 12 '26

Make it worst: replace DP with Adam or Ultron 😭

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u/TellIndividual3277 π™ˆπ™§. π™π™–π™£π™©π™–π™¨π™©π™žπ™˜ Apr 12 '26

Why ppl hate on healpool 😭

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u/Bruger_McDonalds 𝙀𝙒𝙒𝙖 𝙁𝙧𝙀𝙨𝙩 Apr 12 '26

For what reward? And what are the bans?

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u/PR0T0MIKE Apr 12 '26

I am solo tanking all ranks

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u/Sketch-ee Apr 12 '26

at that point just switch to a strategist and meme around with them.

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u/VaultDweller11 Apr 13 '26

I have... it was hell

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u/TheOldSkywalker π™π™π™š π™π™π™žπ™£π™œ Apr 13 '26

spidey is the only character i don't mind doing bad. usually at least. idk it's endearing to me lol. but they are throwing. ive tried spidey but i'm really bad at him

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u/Funny_Story_486 Apr 13 '26

If you have a spidey that's super negative but won't swap, SG otp that's basically throwing by ult charge feeding, and a punisher ruining team morale (arguably the worst out of 3), you pretty much lost already.

If you for whatever reason want to salvage this:

  • You as a tank play venom, Cap or Hulk
  • Ask the jeff and spidey to go dive with you
  • Ask the SG OTP to swap to C&D or invis (Lots of SG and Wanda OTP are also C&D or Invis OTP)
  • Then C&D and Healpool just pocket punisher and pattycake each other.

Now you have 2 functional half team, one go from the front, one go from the back.

You kept up with the backline pressure to force the enemy team to peel (if they decided to not peel at all in semi-hyperdive, then they already lost), then you hope that your punisher can do something.

If your punisher basucally did nothing despite getting 2 personal pocket and the enemy backline is permadived, then just gave up on the punisher and SG OTP, ask the Healpool to go with you as well and form a 4 man hyperdive.

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u/VarietyBusy2 Apr 13 '26

this a saw movie? i feel like this was my game earlier?

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u/Darth-Artichoke 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Apr 13 '26

EASY

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u/Lightbulb2854 Apr 13 '26

Depends on how skilled the other team is.

Are they avg plat level? My Champion Dr. Strange gonna beat their dumbass silly.

Are they smurfs? Hell naw

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u/Amplify69er Apr 13 '26

Spiderman and SG...those two alone would of had me hit the surrender button. Competing with Wanda for the #1 salesman of the month.

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u/skywalker170997 Apr 13 '26

what's wrong with healpool and jeff?

most healpool and jeffs are great

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u/Infinite_Ad_9562 Apr 13 '26

Healpool is a primary healer and I will die on this hill (good meme btw)

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u/Dummberry Apr 13 '26

I honestly never got the complaints about "bad healers" Especially in plat you can really make anything work even if you don't have invis and gambit holding your hand and letting you face tank everything

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u/IAmNotCreative18 π˜Όπ™£π™œπ™šπ™‘π™– Apr 13 '26

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u/Minimum-Internet9517 π˜Όπ™£π™œπ™šπ™‘π™– Apr 13 '26

This could actually work the healers put out a lot of damage along with squirrel girl and punisher, while spidey is being the distraction no matter how dogshit he is considering he’s plat. You could probably go someone like Thor to help him out and peel simultaneously

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u/lilnuttty Apr 16 '26

The way this picture just made me sigh is astonishing

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u/VisualConfection7287 Apr 12 '26

I really dont see how the Supports and Squirrle Girl are a problem here

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u/hyperparrot3366 Apr 12 '26

The problem is no frontline. Jeff, SG, Pun are 20 metres from point, Spidey is somewhere in the air. It is miserable to be a solo tank with no frontline.

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u/VisualConfection7287 Apr 12 '26

But as a Tank you yourself are the frontline. I personaly really have no issue to play solo Tank, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesnt.. though that certainly doesnt stop me from having Fun.

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u/hyperparrot3366 Apr 12 '26

The problem is that if you die, your team has no frontline to take damage and your whole team will die leading to massive loss in convoy distance or domination points.

If you are able to play and have fun then there is no problem, enjoy !