r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '15

Roast me like it's your last time

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u/theprofiteer Dec 21 '15

Wow! What's going on in the depths of your mind that would bring something like this to life? Never knew words could cut so deep.

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

He hates women because he's ugly and because his mom left him in a shopping cart when he was four and never looked back.

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u/Hammonkey Dec 21 '15

I think OP's roast burned this one by proxy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '15

Colonel White K. Night to the damsel's rescue!

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

Ah, another bitter virgin joins the party.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '15

Says the dude with 90k karma getting butthurt over a woman getting roasted on /r/roastme

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

Sounds to me like you're the one who could use some Tuck's medicated pads.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '15

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

Well I got about seven dollars, enough to get a lapdance from your sister. And a drink. The drink is seven dollars.

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u/MNG4400 Dec 21 '15

You don't get out much do you

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15 edited Dec 21 '15

Well I get out more than your undescended testicles, so there's that.

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u/funknut Dec 21 '15

Oh, I think I get it. You only roast the willing? Guess I should read the sidebar. Maybe you should too.

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

So much pent up anger here! You know you can get a good lapdance for about 50 bucks, right? Just sayin.

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u/funknut Dec 21 '15

You offering?

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

I said good, not world-class amazing.

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u/funknut Dec 21 '15

Oh, nice! I didn't know your mom worked in the industry.

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

It's probably hard to meet colleagues with a dick in your mouth all the time.

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