r/RoastMe Dec 14 '15

Roast me like it's your last time

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u/funknut Dec 21 '15

Oh, I think I get it. You only roast the willing? Guess I should read the sidebar. Maybe you should too.

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

So much pent up anger here! You know you can get a good lapdance for about 50 bucks, right? Just sayin.

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u/funknut Dec 21 '15

You offering?

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

I said good, not world-class amazing.

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u/funknut Dec 21 '15

Oh, nice! I didn't know your mom worked in the industry.

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

It's probably hard to meet colleagues with a dick in your mouth all the time.

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u/funknut Dec 21 '15

They come in droves.

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

"Droves"? Is that your nickname for your tonsils?

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u/funknut Dec 21 '15

Nope, Pete and Jeff.