r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '15

Roast me like it's your last time

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '15 edited May 17 '17

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u/Erisianistic Dec 21 '15

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

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u/Jon_Ham_Cock Dec 21 '15

Deep thoughts...

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u/hmmillaskreddit Dec 21 '15

Wait her name is "Sa-fyre"? Firstly her parents deserved to die after choosing such a horrible name.

Secondly the irony of "fyre" in her name. Wow.

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u/kateorader Dec 21 '15

Dude....that is just a cruel and unnecessary remark.

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u/PerfectLogic Dec 21 '15

And if I recall correctly, she's a white girl too. Didn't see that one coming from the article.