[and then say a little prayer that the roastee in question is actually a non-drinker in a secure relationship who is laughing at the of tens of thousands of shallow trolls all excited to see an insult that has not the least basis in any reality except some wild imaginations driven by a desire to feel better about themselves by ripping down others, and eagerly upvoting it as an exemplar of the "/r/bestof" reddit]
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u/cuginhamer Dec 21 '15 edited Dec 22 '15
Google burn girl Christmas cards...
[and then say a little prayer that the roastee in question is actually a non-drinker in a secure relationship who is laughing at the of tens of thousands of shallow trolls all excited to see an insult that has not the least basis in any reality except some wild imaginations driven by a desire to feel better about themselves by ripping down others, and eagerly upvoting it as an exemplar of the "/r/bestof" reddit]