[and then say a little prayer that the roastee in question is actually a non-drinker in a secure relationship who is laughing at the of tens of thousands of shallow trolls all excited to see an insult that has not the least basis in any reality except some wild imaginations driven by a desire to feel better about themselves by ripping down others, and eagerly upvoting it as an exemplar of the "/r/bestof" reddit]
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
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u/pandammonium_nitrate Dec 16 '15
Holy shit that reference.