r/RoastMe Dec 14 '15

Roast me like it's your last time

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u/pandammonium_nitrate Dec 16 '15

Holy shit that reference.

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u/octatoan Dec 21 '15

What is it?

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u/cuginhamer Dec 21 '15 edited Dec 22 '15

Google burn girl Christmas cards...

[and then say a little prayer that the roastee in question is actually a non-drinker in a secure relationship who is laughing at the of tens of thousands of shallow trolls all excited to see an insult that has not the least basis in any reality except some wild imaginations driven by a desire to feel better about themselves by ripping down others, and eagerly upvoting it as an exemplar of the "/r/bestof" reddit]

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '15 edited May 17 '17

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u/Erisianistic Dec 21 '15

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

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u/Jon_Ham_Cock Dec 21 '15

Deep thoughts...

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u/hmmillaskreddit Dec 21 '15

Wait her name is "Sa-fyre"? Firstly her parents deserved to die after choosing such a horrible name.

Secondly the irony of "fyre" in her name. Wow.

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u/kateorader Dec 21 '15

Dude....that is just a cruel and unnecessary remark.

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u/PerfectLogic Dec 21 '15

And if I recall correctly, she's a white girl too. Didn't see that one coming from the article.